Raise High The Blog Beam Carpenters

respectfully i do not trust most people's book recommendations some of you guys are reading dungeon crawler carl :/

levelheaded normalday preppers have been stockpiling sensible amounts of coffee and frozen meals for when the world is the same as it usually is

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

jessies girl is obviously about sublimated homosexual desire but stacys mom is sincere in its heterosexuality

lisa simpson could replace light yagami and successfully trick L but light could never handle having bart as a brother

dr. macklemore (podiatrist): i fix your granddads toes

me and my incredible habit of trying to solve an issue by 'clearing browser cache' and accidentally clicking "clear all history" signing out of every single website and having to do fucking 20 factor authentication for the next week

google sheets is an evil unreliable program btw

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!