marshymellohi

Y/n: “The earth says hello!”

Y/n, filling said other plate with seeds and worms: Oh this is for Konshu. Thought it’d be rude to give him eggs because well…He is a bird

Marc (in Steven’s mind): I’m gonna tell them-

Konshu, whispering as he pulls the chair out for himself: Don’t you dare! This is delightful.

Marc: Mornin’. Steven sends his greetings

Y/n, waves to the empty space to Marc’s left: Hi Moon Bird!

Y/n, bawling: LIFE IS UNFAIR! WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY??

Thousands of years later…

Druig: Mind Control

Y/n: Oh shit are you doing that right now?

Y/n: Because I think you’re really hot.

Ajak: Watch the language

Y/n, clears their throat: What’s up mother-lovers!

Ikaris: Thanks for noticing-

Sersi: We’ll be fine

thirty minutes later

Ikaris: *almost burned the house down*

Druig: *ate all the food in the pantry*

Phastos: *stopped caring after Ajak left*

Thena: *currently sleep walking*

Makkari: *being a sweetheart*

Gilgamesh: *wondering where it all went wrong*

Sersi: *barely holding it together and questioning her existent*

Kingo: *on his private jet, far away from everyone else*