MARSH

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!

Is your fridge running?

They’ve also recently discovered a lost Native American city in Kansas called Etzanoa It rivals the size of Cahokia, which was very large as well.

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

I want a Bangtan album full of cyphers, ONLY CYPHERS

Holy

Imagine that moment when you check your phone and you see a message back after all that time. Your heart would race and for a split second you would feel such joy, just to find out it’s an automated message… That would crush me

is your cat called yeehaw

His full name is Yeehaw Will Smith