Uncanny Valley Girl

Every year, the richest person in America is declared the “Winner of Capitalism.” They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.

This procedure results in the worlds richest people donating excessive amounts of money ahead of the event in an attempt to avoid being hit by a real life blue shell. Thus adding to the overall annual donation.

Y'all think this is a joke but that’s literally how taxes are *supposed* to work

During the 1980s, more gay men died in New York City during the AIDS crisis than all recorded deaths of American soldiers in Vietnam. You need to know that.

Stan Lee wanted a twink spider-man confirmed

Pls

when marina tsvetaeva said “wings are freedom only if they are open in flight. on one’s back they are a heavy weight”

the woman who inspired edna mode was also gay so once again incredibles 2 confirmed lesbian propaganda