going rouge

*judges the health and popularity of the overwatch league by how many videos of cute birds I have to scroll past when I simply search ‘owl’ on youtube*

It is endlessly funny to me that the two players most known for being feminists are jake “jake” “tilting the other team is a strategy” lyon and wooyeol “kalios” “ok i no play” shin

The EU ranked theorem states that every player in EU will have a higher base synergy (5.3%) with other EU players than any other combination of players would otherwise begin with. Due to the presence of only like 15 actually good players in the region, synergy is much easier to develop over repeated ranked games. With Paris’ win over Boston only 48 hours after learning vestola would be their new offtank, there is now enough concrete proof to designate this theorem as a law. In this essay I will

The good ol days of spamming select/deselect on the hero select screen to indicate that you wanted everyone else to go hanzo too Right Now

If I had a nickel for every time an owl player had been or became a model I’d have 3 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s funny that it’s happened thrice