abusement park

Do you guys wanna see my penis

Do you guys wanna me to kill myself?

"guys" is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like "what are those guys up to". a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.

Handholding is actually more intimate than oral sex. Not a lot of people know this. But I do. That is why I like to go down on people on the first date but am saving my hands for marriage. Someone's car alarm is going off outside and I want their infernal machine to explode

telling therapist that i’m feeling very femcel lainpilled lately and they prescribe me enough ketamine to kill a thoroughbred

THE PORTAL OPENS

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.