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Well, if we knew everything about one another, that would be no fun, really. We wouldn't have anything to talk about. 

If I spill ink on myself once more I’m going to have to boycott homework all year.

Aw, Lil. You know you would do no such thing. That would mean giving up the prospect of being Head Girl next year and we both know how much you want that. Here, I'll get it out for you. Skurgemosis. 

I don’t get why you hate my person so much, Mar, I’m not that crappy of a person. In fact, right now, I could help you with the essay. 

I don't hate you, James. I actually care about you and the others, but my way of caring is a little hostile. Sorry, if it comes across differently.

Thanks, I usually feel better in about two days. Well, at least I’ve found some value in your life. I think it works out well for us. You need someone to mercilessly tease, and I my life would be empty without your cutting remarks.

Of course, I did not leave any lasting damages. That would be in bad taste, they are just children, after all. So what you are telling me is that from now on anytime I get anonymous mail, I shall give it to you at once and have you open it? That sounds like a bloody well perfect idea to me.

Rum, Scotch, Whiskey, each and every single of these drinks would match perfectly with tea, coffee, pumpkin juice… ya know, whatever fits. You won’t know until you try. And excuse you, my life is not down to only those two things. So no, I also like annoying you.

Oh, how wonderful. Should I be happy about this, then? Everyone! James Potter enjoys annoying me! 

Of course you do. No doubt you have people who follow you around every day and tell you. I’ve been better. Kinda sick these last couple days, need to catch up on homework cause of it. 

Well, I hope you start feeling better, Remus. It's not fun to tease someone when they are sick and I've found no one better than you to be on the receiving end. 

Okay, I did that one time and it was all in the name of good matters… because I overslept. Anyway, rum is always good. In anything, really. Even coffee.

Somehow it doesn't surprise me at all that you would lace perfectly fine drinks with rum. Don't you have something to do, James? Flirting with Lily? Or maybe, pranking some younger students?

Wonderful!

Actually, I do know that. But, I still like to hear it every now and then!

Oh, shut up, Potter. Some of us don't copy of Remus for every assignment. And what do you suggest I do? Lace it with a little rum?

You have gotten yourself a deal, love. To show you my gratitude, I’ll even give you two.

How sweet of you, Peter. And to think, I never thought you had it in you.

Right right, of course you are. Okay, I deserved that one, I’ll admit!

Don't worry about it, this one is on the house. But, don't tell anyone, they might start to think I've gone soft. And I cannot have that happening.

Tomorrow?! Why can you not come with good news for a change McKinnon? I guess I have to copy of Remus. Again.

Because ruining your day is always on the top of my to-do lists. 

I can’t believe you just said that to me. And here I was thinking you’d decided to be nice. You may be right, he seems to prefer pretty redheads with long legs and smart mouths.

Uh..Remus! I am always nice! I haven't a clue what you are talking about. Pretty redheads who do their homework it probably a better way of putting it. 

Want any help? I finished mine early.

Of course! Oh, Dorcas, you lovable, little lifesaver. What would I do without you?

Do you think if I smile pretty I can get out of it?

Maybe..if you had a pretty smile that is. Plus, I'm not sure Slughorn would go for it. 

Thank you Marlene, that means a lot to me.

I'm sure it would have gone differently. I know there are definitely prats on both sides of our houses, so I am terribly sorry if you have had a run-in with one of them.

Is that so..? I think that is a good thing… My family might say that is a bad thing, but to each their own I suppose. Anyway, it is nice to actually get to meet you instead of just hearing about you from others. 

Well, by my standards, it's definitely a good thing.