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Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly. WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?! Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you. Monsters smell fear. Lucky for you, I got a SAFETY TORCH! Put it on your porch, make a SAFETY PORCH! Put it in the hallway. SAFETY TORCH! Scare the monsters away. SAFETY TORCH! That'll be 50 bucks. But my house is on fire. Shhh. Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim, But lucky for you you, I have come with a solution! It's your lucky day! SAFETY WATER! Put it in a bucket. SAFETY WATER! Pour it on the fire! SAFETY WATER! Maybe make a bubble bath. SAFETY WATER! First one's on the house. Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house. Ha ha ha, yeah. Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those, plus all the safety torches. No! So that'll be... let's just call it... 500 bucks. I don't have 500 bucks! Oh, that's fine. I'll bill your parents. NO! Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night. My parents are gonna kill me.

Hey! Hey Em what's up? Steve Berman what's goin' on man? How you doin'? Good to see you again what's up? Em could you come here and have a seat please? Um yeah what's? Vanessa shut the door Okay So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week? It would be better if you gave me nothing at all What? This album is less than nothing I can't sell this fucking record! What? Do you know what's happening to me out there? Wha-what's the problem? Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself! Who's Violent? Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass! Do you know what it feels like To be told to have a record shoved up your ass? But, I, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this Do you know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rappin' about big-screen T-V's, blunts, 40's and bitches You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin I mean I can't sell this shit! What? Either change the record or it's not coming out! What? I Now get the fuck out of my office! What am I supposed? Now! Alright man

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