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Jimin’s mad because this kid just stole his yellow crayon and what the fuck is he gonna colour his sun now, purple?

so he confronts the kid because how dare he but his words (or lack of it because he’s a four year old kid) slips right out of his mouth when the kid turns and smiles at him because wow, who needs the sun anyway when there’s this bright gem in front of him

(and jimin’s pleased because the boy who’s name is taehyung (it’s too long for a four year old’s brain so he calls him taetae instead) does give his yellow crayon back in the end)

so vmin becomes the bestest friends

and taehyung’s a little scared he might frighten his new and favourite friend with his unique tendencies and tries his best to act normal

but jimin’s just like taetae i love you for you

and if they were teenagers taehyung definitely would have been like bro

but since they’re four year olds kids, tae just sobs and flings himself onto jimin because jimin’s his precious ball of joy

two years go past merrily and suddenly there’s the arrival of jungkook, smol jungkook who doesn’t know how to make friends

so vmin makes it their mission to give all their love to him

and there’s jungkook, who cried on the first day because he doesn’t want to go to kindergarten because mum what if the kids are meaaannn but really, he realises, he had nothing to worry about because instead of meanies like he had imagined, there’s two hyungs right beside him that plays with him and gives him extra milk and oreos because you have to grow up and become tall like us kookie

and it’s funny

because when they grow up

smol suddenly becomes toll

and you have jimin complaining 24/7 because he’s the hyung god damn it, why are these two brats taller than him he demands an explanation

and taehyung just laughs and ruffles jimin’s hair and sometimes jungkook would rest his head on top of jimin’s because “you’re just the right height hyung” which is more often than not, followed by “i’ll wear your underwear jeon jungkook, istg i’m not even kidding”

and of course they’re fiercely protective of each otherlike taehyung gets called weird by some random stranger and lo’ and behold, you got a toll and smoll muscles coming at at the stranger and for all the cuteness jimin holds, that rage in his eyes borderlines psychotic

or some idiot thinks jungkook’s cold and arrogant (when really, the poor boy’s just shy) and tries to reel him up but it’s not jungkook’s fist that comes flying but rather jimin’s because fuck no he’s not standing still when the guy just insulted his jungkook and tae’s just standing in the bg cheering for jimin and throwing such painful insults that no one knows whether the stranger cried from taehyung’s words or jimin’s punch

and that one time where someone thought they could push jimin around just because he’s nice and one day, it goes too far that jimin gets injured and let’s just say people finally learned never to make jungkook or taehyung angry

but alas it’s time for uni and all three become a trio of glum bums

and they voice their worries to namjin who’s looks at a spot like they do in the office because when did they adopt three children

and in the end (much to jin’s utter frustration and namjoon’s amusement), it turns out vmin applied for the same uni

and hell no jungkook’s not gonna let them spend their time in uni without him so he makes them promise not to have too much fun and promises to join them

and so cue gross sobbing and tearful farewell

and no matter what they say, jungkook so did not shed a tear, he’s a manly man, he’s like iron man, iron man sunbaenim does. not. cry

of course he gets a little lonely but not too much because his hyungs skype him everyday and send him postcards and chat with him (so much that he practically ignores hoseok, his dance tutor, who whines about teaching ungrateful students like jungkook)  that it almost feels like they’re right here with him

and soon enough jungkook joins them and if people in uni thought vmin was boisterous enough, they were so so wrong because two suddenly becomes three and a prank once a week suddenly becomes twice and yoongi’s probably next door cursing at heavens and above

also when they first met at jungkook’s first day in uni, jimin’s like son did you get taller and jungkook just smirks maybe

and so toll becomes toller and if you’re quiet enough you can hear jimin silently fuming

~ Sweet serenades and loving lullabies. Like this boy would just always want to sing for you whenever he gets the opportunity.

~ Having him video chat you when it was late at night because you’re the last thing he wants to hear and see before he goes to sleep.

~ He would stare at you. A lot. As he was staring he was just be thinking things like ‘damn I love this girl so much.’

~ Catching him staring so he blushes and turns away, refusing to tell you what he was just thinking about.

~ Lots of deep passionate kisses that last for an eternity. Not really making out, there’s no tongue involved. They would just be long and tender.

~ Quick pecks on your temple whenever he was in a hurry.

~ He would be so nervous, even if you had already been together for years. He would just not want to mess up, and would always second guess himself.

~ Him drawing portraits of you while you sleep.

~ He would have your picture as his phone background, but would be super secretive about it. Like whenever anyone asked to see his phone he would change the background so they wouldn’t know.

~ ‘Eat well, get sleep’ texts from both parties.

~ He would be super protective over you.

~ Always asking you to sing for him. It wouldn’t matter if you were bad or HOLY AMAZEBALLS EPIC, he would want to hear you sing often. If you weren’t great, he would probably give you tips, because he is the golden maknae.

~ Helping him tease his hyungs.

~ Watching horror movies and having him “protect” you even though he’s the only one who’s actually scared.

~ “I’ve got you jagi!”

~ “I’m not the one shaking.”

~ “Don’t worry! I’ll protect you!”

~ “My hero.”

~ Him getting all nervous whenever you told him you loved him.

~ “Accidently” leaving his sweatshirts at your place and then being positively giddy when he sees you wearing them.

~ Having him give you things like perfume and lotion from the foreign countries he’s visited rather than clothes or trinkets.

~ Having him brush your hair.

~ Taking baths together with special bath bombs and rose petals and soft music. They would be completely innocent, no sex or even innuendos. Just relaxing together, him humming along to whatever music you had playing in the background.

~ He would give you hints or sneak peeks at upcoming songs and dances, but never the full thing because he wants you to be surprised by the final product.

~ “Hey jagi, listen to this song, I think you’ll like it.”

~ Concert dates to your favorite band. (Other than BTS of course.)

~ Accidently stumbling onto his G-Dragon shrine one day and being completely unsurprised.

~ He would make you breakfast in bed after coming back from a tour, and spend the entire day cuddling with you and telling you all the stories he had.

~ Cute snapchats.

- him looking at you like that^ :))

- you not really being in the fucking mood to do anything that requires moving so he picks you up and carries you over his shoulders

- him noticing you getting jealous over presents fans give him so he gets you cute little stuffed animals to make you feel better

- you’re still kinda upset so he makes you laugh by saying, “don’t you think it looks like jimin hyung”

- putting his chin on your shoulder while you’re sitting down working on something, then kisses you when you turn around 

- asking him what that was for but only responds with his lil bunny smile

- trying to wake him up in the morning by shaking/hitting/slapping him, but he ends up just pulling you in bed with him

- you trying to escape but he’s too fucking strong so you just give up and fall asleep next to him

- him nuzzling his face into your neck and smiling as if he won

- you getting annoyed at him “ignoring” you due to him being so focused on his work

- him awkwardly trying to make it up by getting you corny things like flowers and chocolate

- you forgiving him anyway bc the poor boy is just trying so hard. he’s suffered enough

- playing games only children in elementary school would find entertaining

- jam sessions

- endless hours of video game sessions

- him becoming quiet afterwards since you always win

- letting him win the next few rounds out of pity

- you always wondering if he cares for you as much as you do for him but in reality his phone is running low on storage space due to countless pictures/videos of you

- freely expresses his feelings to you, shares his struggles and thoughts bc he trusts you, and you always know what to say to make him feel better

- EYEBROW RAISES. LOTS OF FUCKING EYEBROW RAISES.

- annoying lip synching to random songs like the losers you are

- visiting him at the studio, always bringing food for him and the rest of the members

- thanks you by hugging you with his sweaty ass self

- you trying to disgustedly shake him off but later giving in because you secretly love it

- falling asleep on his shoulders, him falling asleep on your head

- the members using this glorious opportunity to take countless of pictures at the ugliest angles for future blackmail purposes

- going out to eat at whichever place has the least people since y’all are always fucking hungry and will eat anything

- not a lot of obvious couple items, but maybe small ones like a ring or bracelet

- both of you smiling into kisses

- kisses you while you’re talking

- karaoke starting off as a serious competition but later being complete idiots to the point that the other members have to come in and tell you to shut the fuck up

- teaches you dance moves and lowkey starts showing off when you get them right away bc everything is a competition to this kid lmao

- attempting to art but n o p e

- him making fun of you for it

- slapping him multiple times bc he fucking asked for it

- trying to cook but accidently setting off the smoke alarm so you rush out to the farthest restaurant before jin beats both of your asses

- night before he leaves to go overseas, warn him not to flirt with any girls but he gets cocky af

- “I don’t know jagi.. I’m really good looking you know”

- “okay, let’s break up then?”