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I’m back, bitch.
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I’m back, bitch.
hey you guys know what’s shitty!!!!
my ace/lesbian friend went to a pride festival today!!! im super happy for her!!!
the shitty part is that she left an hour in because she was scared of getting punched. for carrying an ace flag. at pride.
someone threatened her. at pride. because she was ace.
i dont wanna dabble in ~discourse~ but hey!!! maybe don’t make people scared of the community that should make them feel safe!!!! thats my hot take!!!!
rebelbaze delete challenge
If I catch anyone at pride making the event unsafe for anyone, they’re gonna catch these fucking hands. If I’ll throw down with protesters and terfs you bet I ain’t scared to defend people being harassed by gatekeepers.
imagine believing a lesbian should be assaulted at pride for not being visibly lesbian. imagine believing an asexual should be assaulted at pride for existing.
the stonewall inn flies the ace flag. stonewall itself supports aces.
ace people were around at the time of the riots as well
https://twitter.com/michaelwwaters/status/1134884208093159425
“I'm excited for discussion of Stonewall this month, and I think it's important to remember that people were actively identifying as asexual
If you don’t think ace people are part of the community feel free to shove it and never open your mouth again
“people would think she’s just there to tell people about her sexual attraction, which is not really appropriate for the event”
exclusionists stop literally reciting homophobic talking points challenge
Reminder that if you’re a fucking exclusionist, you’re officially excluded from my blog and also fuck you.
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead
I will never not reblog this. never.
Yes I am still reblogging. Every. Single. Time.
The rule concerning this video has two parts -
1. Watch twice.
2. Always reblog.
@yellowwclouds Exhibit A in the trial of Tom Holland v. Tobey Maguire
the entire cosmic purpose of lip sync battle was to produce this one dance
I watch it every time I see it. Here and on fb.
must watch. must reblog.
Watch twice. Always reblog. Fuck.
The fact I haven’t seen this episode is so mind blowing
There are only two genders: Klaus and Ben.
Twink or tentacles

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why is it that people equate manual labor/farming with low intelligence?
do you understand how hard it is to run a farm/ranch? all the different variables you have to account for, all the knowledge you have to have– i promise you, if i put an ivy league academic in front of a 200 lbs ewe and said “now shear her” they wouldn’t be able to do it. not to mention all the business and economics of running a successful commercial farm, much less a little family/hobby farm.
if i told a business CEO to milk a fucking cow he probably couldn’t do it, by hand or machine. or run a combine harvester, or plant sugarcane, or muck a horse stall, hell he probably couldn’t even fix a simple fence break.
just because something uses knowledge of a different type doesn’t mean it doesn’t use knowledge. knowing how much different cattle breeds sell for, when and what to feed your ewes to maximize your lamb crop, how to birth livestock, what crops to plant when, how much water a crop needs, how to tell what minerals/diet deficiencies are causing whatever health problem your livestock are having (and how to recognize an unhealthy animal and what’s wrong before you call the vet). how much to sell your crop for, how to shoe a horse, drive a baler, how to store your hay bales. knowing the different kinds of hay and when to feed it, how to tack up a horse or rope cattle without hurting them, how to castrate your livestock, herd cattle, prevent hoof rot, the list goes on and on–
all of these things require in-depth, nuanced knowledge that is NO LESS VALUABLE than science, business, literature, philosophical, whatever disciplines.
and without that knowledge, YOU’D be the one starving. so stop assuming that farmers are all dumb, low-class folks with empty heads
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HEY BITCH I MISS YOU TOO. GAAAAH.
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Hey bb. I miss u a lot :( - J
I miss u more 🥺
Nothing, I repeat nOTHING could ever replicate both the absolute chaos and unity created by Kahoot. But the question is, which kid are you?: The kid panicking over wifi signal? The kid going “bUT I CLICKED THE OTHER ONE”? The kid sighing in defeat? The kid screaming in pain? The kid shouting in joy? The kid who’s like “was I toooo fast? no. kashoot yourself bitch”? The kid who’s lost their soul to Kahoot? Every single one. You are and have been every single last one of these and if you say that you aren’t, you’re a fucking liar.
I’m the one who everyone hates because I’m constantly in the top 5 even though I literally never pay attention in class

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the only personality test that matters:
1. who do you main in mario kart
2. favourite pokemon type
3. hot or cold
Bowser, Dark, cold.
Hopper’s mind journey
also someone please take photoshop away from me please and thank you
everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist
How to grow the f*ck up
a master list but with working links:
Home
mortgages for dummies x
first apartment essentials x
how to take care of succulents x
caring for plants x
plants that don’t need sun
getting an apartment x x
Money
how to coupon x
what to do when you can’t pay your bills x x x
see if you’re paying too much for your phone bills x
how to save money x
how to balance a chequebook x x
how to do your own taxes x ( be sure to google this one as it can vary depending where you live)
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick x
things to bring to a doctors appointment x
how to get free therapy usa x uk x aus x
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment x
how to make a doctors appointment x
how to pick a health insurance plan
how to avoid a hangover x
a list of stress relievers x
how to remove a splinter
Emergency
what to do if a cop pulls you over x
worldwide suicide hotline list
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency x
how to do the Heimlich maneuver x
Job
time management x
how to make a resume x x
find the right career x
how to pick a major
how to interview for a job x
how to stop procrastinating x
how to write cover letters
how to quit from a job formerly x
Travel
Packing list
travelling for cheap x
travel accessories
the best way to pack a suitcase x
how to read a map x
how to apply for a passport - this one is also not universal - be sure to google what’s best for your country.
how to make a travel budget x
how to not get lost
Better You
read the news
how to leave your childhood traumas behind x
how to quit smoking x
how to knit
how to stop biting your nails
how to stop skipping breakfast x
how to stop micromanaging
how to ask for help
how to stop swearing constantly
how to stop being a pushover x
learn another language x
how to improve your self-esteem x
how to sew!
learn to embroider
how to love yourself x x x
100 tips for life
I took the original topics but found all these sources myself - please spread this as a replica for the other one - some people might rly need these.
this took me literally three hours so please - do spread it.
thank the heavens i found this before my 18th birthday 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Reblog if you love soccer Mom Steve Harrington with all your heart

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Remember muslim trans people in your activism
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