why does cutting an apple into slices taste much better than just biting into it i dont get it its the same thing? its apple?

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

strawberries are better dumb bitch

i hope the next strawberry you eat blows up

it won’t they can’t do that

boys are made to be tortured for your entertainment

Everybody driving a car thinks they're the main character of the car. This is an ideologically bourgeois attitude. You know who doesn't ever feel like the main character of the vehicle they're in? Literally everyone on the bus. You're on the fucking bus. And the bus driver doesn't feel like the main character of the bus because she's at fucking work. The bus is the most ideologically proletarian form of transport.

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

Ive been contacted by angels and been told that a very pleasant summer is ahead and a very pleasant fall will follow it and a very pleasant winter and a very pleasant spring and

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

99% of liars quit before everyone absolutely believes whatever they say forever keep going king

"digging yourself deeper" is a lie propagated by Big Truth to keep us down just keep making shit up and it'll all work out

I cannot imagine anything more terrifying than telling God my worst sin and him not believing me because it was so terrible he didn’t think it was possible