Let’s get it right

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

“Who’s flat now?”

I would enjoy school more if it was acceptable to bring a blanket

why cant zombies just like eat bread or something 

they wouldnt be deadly but they would be super annoying just dragging themselves everywhere in the middle of the street and shit like stealing peoples bread from their houses

graaaaaaaaaaaaaains

And the tv show would be called the walking bread

Why do we gotta even change presidents??? Ya know……Obama’s pretty cool,,he can just stay it’s cool please don’t leave us we’re all going to die

listen, strange naked women emerging from fires is no basis for a system of government

I don’t watch much tv so this is either a game of thrones reference or I missed a big moment in the Hillary campaign

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

IS THAT A SHARK?

Lmfao

This is exactly why I don’t go to college.

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forever ever