i'm the light of his life

Me? Spectacular.

Tell me about life thus far. Tell me eehhhverything.

God I wish we could. Although, I do know a shop in the city that sells little mini gold awards. I think we both deserve one.

So how're you, Wendy dear?

What’re you talking about? I’m always smiling. Pfft, no one can ever save my ass. It’s a blessing and a curse. Convertible? Hmm, I might know someone with one of those.

You know I meant happy. Oh, bitch please. I can totally save your ass. A thousand times over, too. Oh my God then you should totally get it and we can go riding sometime and it'll be so great and scary and awesome yeah?

I deserve an award or something.

Thank god for that reputation then. And I just got you back in one piece, I’m not letting you go driving alone. Kay? I’m pretty sure it is, but y’know, a miracle could happen.

Well it's nice to see you smile too, Crazy Cat. Happy and all. Jeez, you act like it's impossible for me to save your ass. Well, I guess if it was a convertible, maybe death would be more enjoyable. 

Good, I’ve missed seeing you happy. I know, right? It’s been over a year, Jesus. You driving? Now this is something I have to see.

I have to be happy. I have a reputation as the Bubbles of The Powerpuff Girls. Yeah! Driving. I don't know if I want you in the car, because I just got you back in one piece. I'm pretty sure it's a fatal attempt, me driving.

And how’re you?

Exhausted. But happy. It's been a good birthday, y'know? Sixteen. Kinda crazy, yeah? Well, for me, anyways. God, I can drive.

Never better.

M'glad.

—…hey.

How're you then, Charlie?

Heyo potato.

S’better than nothing.

Stop! The train is riding Down to the station  Where you lived  When we were schoolkids.

★ - Education headcanon