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THE GRINCH WAS REALLY OUT HERE WITH HIS GRUSSY OUT

Need to deploy some sort of mandatory seminar to IT people, "How to make your security upgrade instructions not look like a phishing email"

I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

Bruh I’m too old to be this shy and awkward lmao

You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.

sounds like a dream job

But then there’s the other you that knows nothing but work. Every evening they get back home only to black out and it’s morning again, time to go to work.

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german