i had a dream about micheal meyers taking me golfing and he didn’t say a word the whole time we just took turns golfing in silence and when i won he gave me a thumbs up and left and i just woke up and i’m feeling so sad because i knkw deep down he wanted to win and i didn’t let him.

sorry for my ableism

trust me i’m a doctor and what you need is gay sex

so you'll write me a prescription? and i can get filled i mean get it filled

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!