les tortues :D

can’t stop thinking about how around 5 years ago i used to reblog videos of a random girl saying a hoe never gets cold and now she’s cardi b

SHE’S WHAT

good

This is not an appropriate adult response to racism. Racism is bad. But if someone calls you a bad name and your response is to kick him in the face twice you are not acting as an adult should. Shame on the racist. And shame on this “adult.”

I love this way more than the normal amount

Nothing you guys have said could’ve prepared me for what just happened

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

average e*f magic user vs chad melee

Ladies and gents, the Darwin awards

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23

girls night!