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Canadian Toad (Anaxyrus hemiophrys), male, callin' out to all the fine ass females, Saskatchewan, Canada

Peppi-no gets turned into a literal frog for all his crimes

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"ss-sssdneeeiiiirrrF tnaaaw, ssseeeiiiibaaab? yekaaF naaac w-wooohssss ssseeeiiibaaab! pleeeeH ekaaaat errrraaac foooo m-meeeeht ss-ssstoool! ss-ssseeeiiibaaaaB eerrrraaa... e-eerrreeeeh!" (Friends want, babies? Fakey can show babies! Help take care of them lots! Babies are... here!")

Hello everyone, quick update! The other day I became very sick and ended up in hospital with appendicitis. I had to have surgery to get my appendix removed. I am not able to work for a few weeks while it heals, so I have set up a donation pool on ko-fi to help cover things such as groceries and pet food during that time. EDIT: Commissions are still open! Please check out my ko-fi for information!

Now my cat's health has taken a turn for the worse too, so I really, really need help. Please commission me or donate if you can!!

Hello everyone, quick update! The other day I became very sick and ended up in hospital with appendicitis. I had to have surgery to get my appendix removed. I am not able to work for a few weeks while it heals, so I have set up a donation pool on ko-fi to help cover things such as groceries and pet food during that time. I also got a minor scratch on my eye while there, so I won't be able to draw... Sorry if you order a commission, I can't start it right away.

"Well hey there! Me and Pep are doin' just fine here! It's been pretty nice, having each other for company... y'know, housemates! (... pizzeria-mates?)"

"Well, it helps that you've got-a the skills for cooking like I do! ... and a bit of-a spare cash to help me stay-a afloat... But, ah, it's-a nice having you here-a too, Gus! You're somebody who actually understands-a me for once..." "... what was I saying? ... y-yes, things are-a going well here! Better than they used to-a be, that's for sure. Less-a sentient pizzas messing with-a things, and...-"

"-h-huh?? Wh-who said-a that?? Gustavo and I are-a partners, just- ... mutual-a pizza chefs..."

"... partners? Gosh, Pep, I-"

"I mean-a work-a partners!! We make-a pizza together...! ... nobody needs to-a know about-a that!! It's unprofessional..."

"... well, it's true that we're not married yet..."

"t-tuuuuB, sssdneeeiiirrrf eerrrraaa ed-diiiisssniii...! ssssdneeeiiiirrrF etsssaaat, e-eeciiiin... yyekaF ss-ssstnaaaw ooot wooonk, taaahw w-wweeen sssdneeeiiiiirrrf et-tssssaaat ekiiiil..." ("But, friends are inside...! Friends taste, nice... Fakey wants to know, what new friends taste like...")