The Wayward Daughter

"I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say... Hi. How ya doin'?"

"And what if it is? What do I do then?"

"Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me!"

"Well, that's okay! I mean, what she doesn't know won't kill her, right?"

"I am a despicable human being!"

"I didn't see that coming."

"I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it."

" Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady----- Oh, look, you're here too."

"Did I ever tell you I've got a thing for brunettes?"

"Something brought you here, [Name]. Call it what you will... fate... destiny..."

"I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I'm used to it. [Name], I want a castle."

"No... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad... They just can't get my nose right!"

"Stay calm. It can probably smell fear."

"I promise. And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise."

"This is kind of an off-day for me. This doesn't normally happen."

"You know, I can't help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here."

"This is part of growing up. A little rebellion, a little adventure, that's good. Healthy, even."

"All right. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm letting you out of the deal."

"Oh, come on! What is it going to take for me to get my [insert whatever you like] back?

"[Name], please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it's very annoying!"

"I'm just teasing, you're adorable. I love you so much, darling."

"I mean because here's the thing. Superhuman good looks, I've always had them. Born with it. But superhuman strength, can you imagine the possibilities of this?"

"I should have given it to you before, but I was scared. And the thing is, I'm not scared anymore. You know what I mean?"

" All right, okay, give me a boost, and I'll pull you up."

"Whoaaaa! Somebody get me a glass! 'Cuz I just found me a tall drink of water."

" Sorry! Just, don't... don't freak out."

"Likes you? Please, [Name], that's demented!"

"This is why you never should have left! Dear, this whole romance that you've invented---- Just proves you're too naive to be here. Why would he like you? Come on now, really. Look at you! You think that he's impressed?"

"I'm not freaking out. Are you freaking out?"

"Well, I've gotta say, I didn't know you had that in you back there. That was pretty impressive. "

"Whoa, whoa. Sorry, blondie [or whatever nickname that fits], I don't do backstory. However, I am becoming very interested in yours."

"Oh, [Name], do you even hear yourself? Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?"

"No! You were wrong about the world. And you were wrong about ME! And I will NEVER let you use me again!"

"You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I'm the bad guy."