The ninja drunk headcanons
Only the main 6 cause rest are minors (but I feel like Sora and Wyldfyre have definitely tried it at least once.)
I feel like she would be the grumpy drunk
Look at her in a way she doesn't like and she WILL jump you
Growls at anyone that gets too close to her
Only Pixal and Lloyd are safe when near her and occasionally Jay too depends on how drunk both of them are
Is practically bouncing around the place and anyone who ends up sober (usually Zane or Lloyd) has the hardest time keeping him under control
Everything is so amazing and fascinating to him
They usually just tie him to something he can't escape from and he falls asleep there
Always says how he can handle his liquor
Mood swings - one second he feels like the king of the world the next everyone hates him
Has the worst headache afterwards
For some reason I imagine drunk Cole like Sokka high on cactus juice
Very much in his own world with his own strange creatures that everyone else just nods to
Has a tendency to wonder off never too far from the ninja but still far enough to keep an eye on him
Doesn't get drunk often, partly because he doesn't want to and partly because he has a pretty high alcohol tolerance
But when he does it's usually when he had a really bad day
Practically turns into a punk teenager
Brutally honest and doesn't realize what he's doing until someone points it out
Also quick to anger, but unlike Nya, he never actually jumps anyone
Mainly because just one look with his purple eyes makes everyone back off immediately
Also has a pretty bad headache and feels really bad for how he acted even if it wasn't terrible
Can't really get drunk so he just ends up being the designated driver
The closest thing the ninja have seen to a drunk Zane is when he has some kind of a malfunction or overheat or something like that
At that point Pixal or Jay and Nya take care of him
Speaks gibberish that only Pixal and Nya a bit too can understand
Believes he has solved all of the worlds problems
When he gets fixed he realizes that the solutions in question were bull crap