"This face was made for radio!"

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

Adopting that immediately.

hiring a mercenary

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

give me the red scrunchie. i can be trusted with the red scrunchie. i will not immediately go mad with power give me the fucking red scrunchie right fucking now, veronica,

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

I’m thinking about Shawn from TDPI. I think he has paranoid delusions. He could be schizophrenic. I think he lives with a single mother and he doesn’t take his meds. He thinks the doctors are trying to subdue him when he knows the truth. Every time he spirals really badly about other people (including his own mum) being a zombie, she gets angry and kicks him out. He accuses her of poisoning him because she wants to turn him into a zombie. He stopped showing up to his high school, but he’s still enrolled. No one’s really sure where he goes during the day. His small community think he’s insane and good for nothing, but he’s a knowledgeable guy and shows how smart he is when he’s feeling okay. I think he is great at fishing. I think he lives in the woods in rural Canada. He knows every bit of the forrest around his home like the back of his hand.

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

please