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I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.
Yeah, it was a hungry little, like, scrappy coyote that just wanted to hump and he was in heat, and just wanted to, you know, whimper away. (..) I wanted Shane to be a little coyote, you know, a little horny little mutt - Hudson Williams
one thing I think people forget when discussing ilya is that, despite how fucking deep head over heels he is for shane, he still exists as a person outside of shane. he’s a captain, he’s a brother, he’s a son, he’s a teammate, he’s a friend, he’s a sexual partner. and he’s also bisexual. he isn’t “shanesexual”. he is bi. sexual. he labels himself as such in the books several times, even after they are married.
he is attracted to women. he likes fucking women. and by book canon, he attributes his attraction to men at “20 percent….maybe 30 percent”. he does have a preference for women. and I know that kills your yaoi dreams for that to be canon, but bisexual people/characters do not exist to fulfill your yaoi headcanons. they don’t exist to facilitate your threesome guilt. the fact of Ilya’s character is that he is bisexual, he prefers women, and he happened to fall in love with a man.
queer representation is so important, bisexual representation is so important, and I know that ilya being attracted to women is, for many of you, the least interesting thing about him (or often even irrelevant to you). but, to me, given the story at hand and the context of hollanov, I think it’s one of the most interesting things about him. and it’s also inextricable from his character. he is bi. he will always be bi. whether shane and ilya stay together forever or not. ilya does not only exist in the bubble of shane and who he is in relation to him.
As a bi person, who has seen a grand total of two bisexual characters, one of which was introduced as, "Oh yeah, this person plays both sides of the fence, she's already left you [her Pure Female Partner who had her Heart Broken] once to go back to her husband" and one person who was claimed to be bi as a joke...
Please let Ilya be bi! Attraction to men is just attraction, no more or less pure than attraction to anyone else, you are not "Enabling your oppression" or whatever other shit people say.
You don't become "gay" if you end up with someone of the same sex any more than you become "straight" if you end up with someone of the quote unquote "opposite" sex.
#bi erasure
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Dude. His entire day consists of looking for Mel, being excited when he finds Mel, asking if Mel’s ok, feeling warm and fuzzy when Mel asks if he’s ok, just generally being delighted by Mel’s existence.
Of that was a yellow I'm a juventina. Referee wtf
okay, this referee is an asshole. Like I get it's Canada, but football isn't meant to be all cutesy and nice and those are not fouls they are just playing
I'm officially hating 2/3s of north America now
If that was a yellow I'm a juventina. Referee wtf
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EVERY EPISODE OF TASKMASTER ⇒ 21x10 • Domestic Bumfluff
But that's what you get for wanting limelight. The lime is bitter but the light is bright. ♪ Safe.
on the day of shane’s birth yuna took him to the melted centre bell and dipped him into it to turn him into the greatest hockey player of all time but unfortunately her hand was covering one foot and this is the skate he trips on at the end of the long game
As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".
So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:
Excuse me???
you are right and you should say it.
Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?
Absolutely not
You know who would try that shit?
Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?
You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?
The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:
Just Ilya being the best dad Anya could find✨️🐕
• Anya •
(seriously thinking about drawing a short comic with Anya's adventures)
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Notes: I know Anya is supposed to be a medium size mixed breed but I'd love her being a part Aussie🐕✨️
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Both Shane and Ilya would definitely choose a surgical specialty.
Source, trust me bro. No, seriously as someone who wants to become a surgeon and has been doing elective rotations aside from the compulsory ones in surgical departments for a good year (has this been a good idea for my gpa? No. Do I regret it? Absolutely not, I am in fact persisting), I can confidently say those two are a better fit for surgery.
The relentless pace, the ego, the craziness, the hectic atmosphere, the orchestrated parts and choreographies you have to learn to perform surgeries with the team require a top level sport like kind of coordination, the comradery with your team, the competitiveness, the passionate maniacal energy pouring out of very pore before you have to perform a complicated procedure, the fast response and unpredictability of the the outcome, the crass changing room humour? It's a perfect fit for them.
More specifically, I think Shane would be an Orthopaedic and Ilya a Paediatric Surgeon
OrthoBro!Shane because the guy screams ortho bro and I will not accept any objection. Competitive, the jockest jock to ever jock in history, super fitness focused, addicted to protein shakes whose brain is 95% sport/prosthetics and has the weirdest conversations with his patients, because he is so entrenched in his job he has no idea how to talk to normal people about it in a comprehensible way.
Paediatric Surgeon Ilya because my guy has the slightly adhd energy necessary to be a surgeon and especially a kind of surgeon that would need to adapt and operate on various anatomical districts in case of necessity. Great under pressure, a good communicator, he is an attentive captain and mentor and therefore he'd know how approach terrified parents and scared kids. Also, he'd totally be one of those doctors that dresses like a superhero as they accompany kids to the or.
Also, paediatric surgeons and orthopaedics often have to work together, so they'd definitely have chances to meet and share an OR.

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“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”
i’m so done
lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic
*cue recorder version of My Heart Will Go On*
you mean My Artichoke* Will Go On