ilya being 35 and exclaiming ‘before 20 i had done coke off my best friends ass, now i cannot have black tea with jam past 3pm or i won’t fucking sleep’ and shane says ‘before 20 you did what’

happy birthday eve to Ilya Rozanov, which he almost prefers to his birthday because it’s the last day of the year he gets to be overdramatic about bagging an “older man”. I just know he’s posting an old selfie of him and Kyle Swift captioned “twins 😍 #daddyluvers”

Ilya Rozanov definitely had a poster Zlatan Ibrahimović in his bedroom as a teen

Cleverness: It takes time to develop.

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

Best picture in the world

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!