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YOUNG ROYALS 3.06
EVERY EPISODE OF TASKMASTER ⇒ 21x10 • Domestic Bumfluff
But that's what you get for wanting limelight. The lime is bitter but the light is bright. ♪ Safe.
on the day of shane’s birth yuna took him to the melted centre bell and dipped him into it to turn him into the greatest hockey player of all time but unfortunately her hand was covering one foot and this is the skate he trips on at the end of the long game
As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".
So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:
Excuse me???
you are right and you should say it.
Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?
Absolutely not
You know who would try that shit?
Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?
You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?
The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

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Just Ilya being the best dad Anya could find✨️🐕
• Anya •
(seriously thinking about drawing a short comic with Anya's adventures)
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Notes: I know Anya is supposed to be a medium size mixed breed but I'd love her being a part Aussie🐕✨️
Heated Rivalry MedicalAU headcanon no one asked for from a med student
Both Shane and Ilya would definitely choose a surgical specialty.
Source, trust me bro. No, seriously as someone who wants to become a surgeon and has been doing elective rotations aside from the compulsory ones in surgical departments for a good year (has this been a good idea for my gpa? No. Do I regret it? Absolutely not, I am in fact persisting), I can confidently say those two are a better fit for surgery.
The relentless pace, the ego, the craziness, the hectic atmosphere, the orchestrated parts and choreographies you have to learn to perform surgeries with the team require a top level sport like kind of coordination, the comradery with your team, the competitiveness, the passionate maniacal energy pouring out of very pore before you have to perform a complicated procedure, the fast response and unpredictability of the the outcome, the crass changing room humour? It's a perfect fit for them.
More specifically, I think Shane would be an Orthopaedic and Ilya a Paediatric Surgeon
OrthoBro!Shane because the guy screams ortho bro and I will not accept any objection. Competitive, the jockest jock to ever jock in history, super fitness focused, addicted to protein shakes whose brain is 95% sport/prosthetics and has the weirdest conversations with his patients, because he is so entrenched in his job he has no idea how to talk to normal people about it in a comprehensible way.
Paediatric Surgeon Ilya because my guy has the slightly adhd energy necessary to be a surgeon and especially a kind of surgeon that would need to adapt and operate on various anatomical districts in case of necessity. Great under pressure, a good communicator, he is an attentive captain and mentor and therefore he'd know how approach terrified parents and scared kids. Also, he'd totally be one of those doctors that dresses like a superhero as they accompany kids to the or.
Also, paediatric surgeons and orthopaedics often have to work together, so they'd definitely have chances to meet and share an OR.
“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”
i’m so done
lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic
*cue recorder version of My Heart Will Go On*
you mean My Artichoke* Will Go On
haven't read any other reactions to the taskmaster s22 lineup reveal yet, but i guess i'll throw in my two cents? i think it's disappointing...
to start with the biggest name, i don't think richard ayoade is fit for this show. i've talked about this before in a post i cannot easily locate at the minute, and he is way past his prime in terms of what he brings to a points-based, improv-based panel show production. i think he's a waste on cats does countdown and he's been mid on big fat quiz for years — because he doesn't care. he doesn't try. his entire schtick these days is "i don't want to be here and don't care about the format", which is frankly not that fun to watch after 100 times. taskmaster has lots of different types of challenges — strategy, artistry, improv, music, math, you name it — and it's not to say he'll flop at them all, but the general approach being a shrug and a "yeah whatever" and never hustling...it only works for so many people. i think it worked for jo brand, for example, but there's a reason she is so divisive amongst taskmaster fans. and taskmaster feels these days that it's more about effort and the points race and "well he tried so hard so let's at least give him 3 points" than ever. and that's so not richard? with all due respect to the subjectivity of comedy, i do think people who are big fans of richard are big fans of ~pre-2018 richard. he's been checked out for a long time. "but bad dong!!" babe that was 11 years ago...... all that aside, casting richard alongside queer nb chloe petts? iykyk idk
matt lucas where to begin... well i don't trust him, to put it simply lol there are so many rumours that he is a groomer, had multiple inappropriate relationships with teen boys, one man informally accused matt lucas of drugging and abusing him—mostly contained to the london and manchester queer scenes. he's still besties and career partners with david walliams, who most recently was let go by his book publisher for consistent harassment of junior female staff. i get that matt has tried to set himself apart by interjecting himself into the wholesome, unproblematic world of bake off and the woke era of doctor who, but i'm not buying it. i don't trust him
nina is fine i just wouldn't pick her over 50 other comedians
i LOVE isy of course (and how fun would it have been to have her and elis together? or her and [shakes fist] david mitchell or robert webb or matt king?) and chloe petts was an expected but great casting choice
but overall i'm extremely whelmed, it feels like "phew we got isy but at what cost?"
i can't be the only one? idk
never thought I'd say it, but yeah I'm not excited about Richard Ayoade's participation either.
Pre-covid era Richard? I would have loved him, but nowadays I don't know...I feel like he is just going to bicker and contest every single little thing and absolutely not in an endearing way.
I'm disappointed they casted Matt Lucas considering all the rumours going on about him. I don't like him, he makes my skin crawl for some reason and gives off bad vibes.
I have no idea who Nina Conti is, so I've no opinion on her.
I'm excited for Chloe and Isy though, I like them both and I think their energies are right for Taskmaster. I just hope they won't be dragged down by their fellow contestants.

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How to Get to Heaven from Belfast 1.01 The Wake
no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent
I love you, crowsfeet; I love you, gray hairs; I love you, sun spots; I love you, smile lines; I love you, crinkle between my eyebrows; I love you, crooked smile; I love you, visible signs of a life lived

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I WAS WATCHING HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN FROM BELFAST AND I GOT JUMPSCARED BY "ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID"
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the music came in and my WHOLE nervous system responded
in light of events in belfast rn, im gonna post this fundraiser
We are raising funds to support people who have been attacked, displaced and traumatised in racist attacks in Belfast.
if youre able to donate, itd mean a lot to everyone whos been affected by this