Dark Lord of the Deep Fryer

Now use a watermelon. 

If you break the microwave I'm selling your computer to replace it. =^=

Goddamn it Colonel Sanders put some pants on you're flashing the whole city.

Don't neglect your comrades. =^=

Normal people don’t hide in the bushes when they go outside. coughcoughlikeacertainherocough

Has she been bothering you again?

If by ‘bothering’ you mean ‘never more than 30 feet away’ then yes =^=

That’s what happens when you let girls borrow your umbrella.

How was I even supposed to know that was her!? =A=

Normal people don’t hide in the bushes when they go outside. coughcoughlikeacertainherocough

Has she been bothering you again?

If by 'bothering' you mean 'never more than 30 feet away' then yes =^=

Normal people don't hide in the bushes when they go outside. coughcoughlikeacertainherocough

it has to do with the fact that Maou doesn’t like to clean up things.

Maybe if you could hold a job I'd be home more to clean -3-