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i donât even go here anymore lol, if u need me come find me

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so apparently tumblr user @mezzogiorno has a really big problem
a really big problem
presumably with me considering we butted heads ONCE several months (like, almost a YEAR) back whenever she posted about how northern and southern italian separatism is justified by how racist northern italians are and lega nord blah blah, or some shit, and i responded and she vagued about me then too and probably told all her friends
but hey if youâre an aph romano roleplayer she probably hates you too!
^also donât these sound really manipulative and gross or is it just me?
i deleted the post we had about our first argument because you asked and i didnât mind because iâm not petty but clearly the peace was not mutual so this is staying up no matter how many times you message me.
some more stuff thatâs a doozy (cap below for the link-phobic):
some more shit
(mostly just posting this for the âACCURATE AKA MINEâ part but lol)
take all these last parts w a grain of salt or what have you but there is something very wrong with the way mezzogiorno is dealing with not being number one ultimate roleplayer and as evidenced above it is CLEARLY a very toxic thing
Acerenza 2015
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Itâs been seventy years and Alexei still hasnât paid up.
Maybe ask your French sugar mamma for a loan in exchange for your nuts.

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[ wen someone u kno hates ur guts and vagued abt u reblogs ur art ]
say arrivederci to your russian balls
YOU STILL OWE ME ONE HUNDRED EUROS FOR FASHION CONSULTATION.
IâM RUSSIAN, WE DONâT EVEN USE THE EURO.
I donât have any money, Iâm sorry, look, how about I buy you an Adidas tracksuit.Â
Thatâs fucking disgusting. Donât ever recommend me German design again or Iâll knock you over the head with a pot right off the stove.
Southern European drama is so fascinating to watch.
YOU STILL OWE ME ONE HUNDRED EUROS FOR FASHION CONSULTATION.
Itâs called fashion but you wouldnât know considering you probably canât afford anything over three Euros on your own.
Iâm sorry you feel the need to, ahem, compensate by wrecking your budget on those tacky shirts.
Geh-- compensate?! Are you fucking kidding? Why would I need to compensate, I think youâre thinking of the word accentuate. Itâs funny how one of your most famous songs is about shoes but you wouldnât know a Gucci from a Blahnik.

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Better question: why does Lovino look like that?
Itâs called fashion but you wouldnât know considering you probably canât afford anything over three Euros on your own.
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Hey, question. Why the fuck does weisswurst look like that? Who would willingly eat that? It looks like a salamander.
You eat things like pajata and you want to discuss how people are willing to eat weisswurst?Â
Look, at least pajata has some resemblance to something to goes with food. Yâknow what weisswurst looks like? Flab--a flabby cazzo. Why havenât Bavarians pulled down their pants and made the connection yet? âOh shit, I have a fucking weisswurst in my pantsâ?
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Hey, question. Why the fuck does weisswurst look like that? Who would willingly eat that? It looks like a salamander.
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do spamano in uh, *spins wheel* fuck it high school AU
give me a pairing, give me an au setting, and i will write a 3 sentence fic based on it
Antonio has worn the same shirt for three days, which would annoy Lovino more if it wasnât a gift from him and not cheap, but it was cheap, a burgundy button down that shouldnât have ever seen the light of a consignment sale, and it was a gift from him because Antonio wears nothing but solid color tees and Lovino was getting fairly sick of them, and Antonioâs face had lit up like Christmas lights when Lovino had shoved the shopping bag toward him (not that Lovino had looked him in the eyes at all while Antonio clutched the shirt to his chest with one hand and wrapped the other around Lovinoâs waist while cooing about how lucky he was to have such a thoughtful boyfâ âDonât call me that so loudly!â).
But people are starting to notice, the worst of which being Gilbert, who elbows Antonio at lunch and chides him about his âboyfriendâ shirt to which Antonio replies in the most nonchalant matter, âWell, Lovino did buy it for me, so it is my boyfriend shirt,â and he winds up with an empty juice box to the face courtesy of Lovino.
In the space between the bell and fifth period Lovino shoves Antonio up against the bathroom wall, his tongue in the otherâs mouth as he toys with the buttons and breathes, âYour shirtâs starting to smell like ass, wash it tonight,â and when Lovino pulls aside the collar to press the flat of his tongue to the pulse of Antonioâs neck itâs all Antonio can do to laugh and nod in acceptance, whispering, âsĂsĂ, Lovinito, of course.â
1) Give me a pairing.
2) Give me an AU setting.
3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.