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for some reason in my (cursed? blessed?) sims game i am able to invite the grim reaper to parties, and now he regularly shows up even if i donāt invite him. he often brings ceviche. normal quality. heās a decent party guest except for the fact that the only interaction you can have with him is to slow dance. naturally i made one of my sims slow dance with him, which gave him the notification āwe have a lot in common! id love to get to know you betterā. so anyway, a couple of days and parties later, itās 6 am and my sim gets a phone call. itās death. he wants to know if i want to go on a date.Ā
naturally my sim accepts. death takes him to the school stadium in the rain and stands outside, unable to be interacted with, while a thought bubble containing my simās face pops up over his head for a simlish hour, over and over again, carrying a rainbow umbrella while my sim sits on the ground and considers the hollowness of life.Ā
remembering that all i can do is slow dance with him, i drive him to moonlight point, where thereās a couch and a record player, and i slow dance with him for about 5 hours. every 2 seconds he steps on my simsā foot, to the point where it was hard to get decent pictures of them actually slow dancing.Ā
after a while my sim got hungry so i let him go drink some juice, and death went and started reading a book on a couch. i went and sat next to him, wondering if there would be any new interactions since you get different ones when you sit on a couch or bench, and lo and behold i discovered, not only can you slow dance with death, you can also cuddle with him. naturally i did so because the quality of dates is determined by the number of positive social interactions you have with someone, and slow dancing unfortunately doesnāt give you any of those, but cuddling does. anyway, once you start the cuddling animation, you get fancy new options like kiss and make out, so my sim spent the next six hours making out with death on a shitty couch at the beach in a thunderstorm while listening to sim!bastille.Ā
after a couple dozen make out sessions, a single option appeared under the Romantic⦠heading: ātake a romantic photo togetherā. this only shows up once youāre a romantic interest of someone. i have now successfully wooed death. knowing that selecting this option would make death stand up from the couch and i likely wouldnāt be able to get him to sit again, i decided to end the date at the tender hour of 3 am (i guess death doesnāt sleep) with a kiss. it takes a while- death canāt seem to figure out where to stand or how to walk around a foosball table- but eventually i get my picture.
but apparently death doesnt like having his picture taken.Ā
i try to slow dance again with him, but the option has disappeared. i have committed an irreparable social faux pas. i sit on the couch again in the hopes that death will resume reading his book and i can cuddle with him again, but instead he stands in front of the bookshelf for an hour. i take a break, leaving my sim to his own devices for a while while i check in on my other sims, since one of them just went into labour. i deal with that. when i return, i find my sim drinking juice in silence with death still standing in front of the bookshelf, but heās changed into this sick new outfit in the interim.Ā
beekeeper chic. finally, at 6 am, death decides heās had enough. he will never forgive me for my social blunder of taking a selfie while lipping at his shadowy veil. he opens up his rainbow umbrella and leaves.Ā
the date doesnāt end until i get home. i receive no date notification. death doesnāt even deign to let me know how badly i fucked up. all i have to remember my 24 hour gay liaison with one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse is a single selfie. i hang it over my sims bed, a constant reminder to him that he has achieved ultimate goth status, and a warning to the others he dates: i have kissed death, and he never called me back.
This is the saddest story Iāve ever read
the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older weāll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be
i go down this and break my legs landing in the shitty little pool with the acceleration from that twenty foot straight section and the people audience clap their fuckin asses off
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i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker
isnāt this what Julius Caesar said to the Roman senate
cats literally learned how to meow just so they could chat with us how dare u disrespect them
Donāt leave out any hard of hearing children who come to your door this Halloween, take a minute out of your day to learn a few seasonal asl signs!Ā These are two different variations of āHappy Halloweenā Click here for my source.
halloween is for everyone!!!!!!
this is honestly the cutest thing ever 10/10 will do this yearšš
And here are the British Sign Language versions. (I love the BLS sign for Halloween. Itās so cute.)Ā
Deaf inclusion for every holiday!
Love this! I also posted a video the other day of different signs from about 90+ countries for āHappy Halloweenā :)
crows have been documented holding āfuneralsā for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.
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āCAAAAAAAAWWWW!!ā
āThat group of crows found the dead body.ā
āLooks like thereās⦠been a murder.ā

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You know the āfortnite dancesā as people are referring to are like, all popular dances from hip hop artists that were taken without credit, acknowledgement, or royalties right?
Black artists specifically
Almost every single one of them were thought of by black people and artists, then fortnite trademarked then without credit. This is literally cultural appropriation.
I dunno if they trademarked them but they ABSOLUTELY monetized them with no royalties paid out. Like I still donāt support bothering little kids over Fortnite dances or whatever the fuck but check this out:
One of the many purchasable dance emotes in Fortnite is from Snoop Doggās āDrop It Like Itās Hot.ā Itās called the Tidy Emote, and
Even the dance that is often classified as THE Fortnite dance was straight up stolen from black actor and performer, Donald Faison. He improvised the dance for an episode of Scrubs in 2006.
https://twitter.com/donald_faison/status/980313196551532545
Muhammad Ali requested that his star not to be put on the sidewalk, because he didnāt want people to walk on him. They honored his request.
It was done because he didnāt want people stepping on the prophetās name. This was not an act of vanity.
This is an important distinction. ^
i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit
This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks.Ā
You know too much.
A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this
Okay y'know what Iām gonna soapbox for a hot minute
When I was in high school, a man who Iād thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark, and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it.
When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barberās side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road.
Today, a man Iāve met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that heās unhappy with how I responded, he knows where I live. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when Iām home alone, and now I have to live with that knowledge.
Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworkerās shift to end.
If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if youāve followed them to a remote/unoccupied/enclosed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONEāS HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not ātaking initiativeā. You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no.
Iām so tired of being terrified by men who think theyāre being romantic.
āEvery womanā you say. Do you personally know every woman in the world? Donāt presume to speak for others, and donāt make this a gendered issue either.
Actually every woman in the world is in one big group chat and theyāre all telling you to fuck off
no song will ever be as good as the chain by fleetwood mac ā¦ā¦ā¦.. like ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ yes bitch ā¦ā¦ā¦. break the silence ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. damn the dark ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ damn your lies ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦

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the one real thing weāve learned from the aftermath of the Venom movie is that no one can draw Tom Hardy.
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