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all we do is blog, all we do is think about the followers we’ve lost, all we do is sit in darkness hitting that reblog, haven’t moved at all, all we do is blog

An episode of Undercover Boss with Kim Jong-un in North Korea would be awesome.

I hope it ends with the elimination of all nuclear weapons and a dance number.

the cowardly lion has a bad gig like. can u imagine the trait you hate most about yourself being like. part of the name everyone calls you. like ‘oh hey there’s judgemental rebecca. hi disloyal jim. how’s it going, unable-to-form-proper-emotional-bonds-and-compensates-with-humour paul.’

I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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ive had this queued this march

we need to reset to 0 and not refer to this as 2016 AD anymore because we are no longer in the years of our lord

petition to have an actual full length episode of undercover boss: starkiller base

adventure time: (awakes at 2 am to their phone ringing) hello? me: hey adventure time adventure time: wh–it’s 2 in the morning, are you ok? me: oh, i’m fine…(sips on something) adventure time: are you drunk? me: i was just thinking about you…..saw pictures of you on tumblr. your miniseries is…you’re looking really good, lately. adventure time: oh, thank y– me: it’s been a while since steven universe aired. last time we really talked we got in this big fight about…i don’t remember, censorship or mob mentalities or hentai…hey, remember the episode where bubblegum has marceline’s shirt – adventure time: do you actually want to catch up? me: what? adventure time: it’s clear you’re acting like you want to revisit me, as a series, but i need a commitment…are you ready to catch up with me, or are you just calling for a cheap episode binge? me: …….well……. adventure time: (hangs up) (both of us listen to lady antebellum until we fall asleep)