我的生命之光 est. 10•14•15

Thank you this is the first post about self love that hasn’t made me want to throw things

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

is no one concerned that he did not blink ONCE

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

I fucking guess

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

🤠🤩🙇🏾‍♀️😂🤙🏾

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

there has never been a cool person called eugene

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

this was the single greatest moment in modern television