gio

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

People really get mad when you don’t feel like talking

lmao cry me a damn river sadman - dudes rip each other to shreds for expressing any emotion beyond anger and horniness and then act like it’s therefore women’s responsibility to shoulder their emotional burdens? how is that our problem? you all dump your shit on the women in your lives but then we try to tell you about something we’re going through (you know, like a balanced exchange, that women are accustomed to when dealing with other women) y'all are like “uh that sucks I guess” or “here’s what you should have done so that wouldn’t have happened to you.” OR! My favorite, “because of my half-ass attempt to support you emotionally, I am gonna try to get in your pants and call you a friend zoning bitch if you don’t comply” Like y'all are burdensome lmao you really think you should be getting our support for free. the entitlement!!! Also you know who won’t mock you? A therapist.

^^^^^^ lmao I know, what world do men even live in?

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

Power move.

Wow!

She came for his whole LIFE