Sad Girls Club

My favorite album

there is already a lot of bad poetry out there & u must not be afraid of adding to it

Are you kidding me

I don’t have a skincare routine because Patrick Bateman had a skincare routine and he murdered people. Can’t be too careful.

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

Part of Apple's new terms include "do not post incorrect things about religious texts" but even scholars of religious texts often disagree on the actual content or intent behind them. Apple has therefore declared itself the arbiter of the true word of God. 🤔