Mango

So we all know how DLH is particularly bonded with the cats, so the cats follow us around, and we’re the only ones who can tell the difference between them.

Well, in order to be even more pretentious about it than we already are, we totally gave them all obnoxiously long medieval or mythology names

EXCEPT FOR ONE CAT, ~CLEO~

(which is technically both a medieval name and a name from Greek mythology)

Which allows for this interaction to take place:

a DUE kid, probably: There’s know way you know all of the cats names, even we aren’t that good

DLH kid, insulted: Of course we do!!! That’s Frethesuindis, and that’s Hruodpehrt and that’s Hegesistratos and that’s Vagdvaraestus and that’s Crispinianus and that’s Archestratidas and that’s Amalasuintha and that’s Cristemburga and that’s Cuphagoras and that’s Zephyrinus and that’s Murgindueta and that’s Ampinomene

DUE: Freth a swing us? Hruomus…ium??? Ok fine what about that one.

DLH: Oh that’s Cleo

DUE: I….. what?

DDL: speaks in words no one understands (some of them are just made up)

DUE: hehheheheh ALIENSSS

DHS: s l u g ?

DCM: -starts another cult-

DCD: build!!! Hehe now DESTROY

DLH: -hiding somewhere in the floorboards-

if you think this is a bluff, it’s not. i’ve seen them hack. be scared.

xoxo,