Setting Things on Fire Since 2006

When your friend's dog is smarter than most humans...

When @ultabeauty has #OPI on sale 2/$20 AND you have a 20% off coupon? Merry Christmas to me 😍❤️🙌 #ultahaul #ulta #IDOTHISEVERYYEAR #SOMEONESTOPME

When Hillary won the nomination, I was so salty. I was still marinating in my bitterness that Bernie lost. I wasn't even moved by her being the first female nominee of a major political party. I felt nothing. Now, after growing up a little, watching her kick extreme ass in the debates, and seeing her weather the storm that was this election, I am proud to say that I eagerly and happily cast my vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton. I teared up as I darkened that little bubble for the first female president of the United States! #vote #election #ImWithHer #proudtobewithHRC

Look for us on tv, bitches. @itstaylajo #cubs #gocubsgo #w #chicago #wrigleyfield #trynottosuck (at Wrigley Field)

I can't. #series7 #immature #imatenyearoldboy #cumdividend 😂

We're on the 40 yard line, bitch! #freeseats #GoPackGo #hotasballstho #preseason #NFL @packers @jacob.alan.xo

Sleepy but still rooting for Team USA! #Hobie #dogsitting #dogsofinstagram #olympics2016 #teamusa #michaelphelps #simonemanuel

Morning vibes with #Hobiegirl. #dogsofinstagram #goesbyCody #gorgeous #skinny #verygood

These are my study materials for the series 7. Fuck. my. life. #whoseideawasthis #series7 #licensedidiot #financialloser

This is what I got with my #EnchantedCastle tickets. Obviously. #alsotwolaffytaffys #scottdirtythirty #trex #ianfreeze

Still obsessed with this color. #manicure #nochip #summer

Something special. #heaven #WLsummer2016 #nofilter #staywet (at White Lake)

The cutest damn baby on the planet. #WLsummer2016 #summer #heaven #Hannahbabe #DanesdoAmerica #july4th #4thofjuly (at White Lake)

Sun's out guns out. It's getting real for the float trip. @bridge8585 #staywet #WLsummer2016 #floattrip

We eat like kings here #WLsummer2016 #staywet #heaven #summer

#VEGAN CUBAN SANDWICH so fucking good. #Chicago #veganfest #veganfoodporn (at Butler Field)

Came to terms with turning 30 and then #dmv