Obey Me Simp

Solomon: Why Do you guys look so sad?

Mammon: Sit down and will tell you

{Solomon sits down}

Mammon: This bench is freshly painted

Belphie: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

MC: Yes.

The Brothers: Awwww-

Lucifer: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Levi, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Lucifer: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Satan: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: I appreciate it,

Lucifer: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Asmo: Lucifer -

Lucifer: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Beel: Lucifer we gotta-

Lucifer: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Lucifer: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Beel: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Asmo: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Satan: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Levi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Belphie:

Levi: because their hands are too short..

Levi: Yeah sure... but I don’t see how changing your name does anything

Mammon: Can I stay as Mammon?

Lucifer: Satan, what happened to Mammon?

Satan: I don’t know brother, he must have fallen

Lucifer:

Satan:

Mammon: One, two, three

Mammon:

Asmo:

Mammon: *punches wall*

Mammon: