Don't go to heaven! Sure, it's filled with peace and happiness but if you go to hell because you're gay you get a free blåhaj!
everything is free in heaven, Satan. Capitalism is a concept invented by Mammon
There are gay people here, Satan. The Old Testament is not to be taken literally or out of context and Leviticus does not have my stamp of approval
EXCUSE ME? THATS FAKE FUCKING NEWS BIG G!
well it’s certainly a staple of greed
Your name starts with G so wouldn't you be Greed as well!
that doesn’t even make sense
you are the lord of greed, it’s your whole thing
UHHHH Consider the following:
NUH UH :3
Also here:
stop Mammon I mean come on, wouldn’t you be proud?
Proud? God it's not even JUNE YET.
really Mammon? You’re just changing the subject
I am sorry I am only 45,000,000 years old, queer and autistic I forgot what we were talking about :(
i am older than you and born before neurotypical vs neurodivergent people or any sexuality existed
Let's take this in the inbox GOD!











