Me after the slightest inconvenience in life:

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if i look back, i am lost
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Me after the slightest inconvenience in life:

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facking punch you
I’m so thankful for all the freaky little fangirls on tumblr that make me feel less alone when it comes to going feral over fictional characters 🫶🏻
Me: ..........
My coochie: *randomly gets Moist™️ out of nowhere*
Me: 👀what is it, girl? What did you see?!!

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idk something about ghostface saying “you feel so much more tighter when you’re scared.” while fucking into you, knife held to your throat, the rush of adrenaline making everything feel so good.
him telling you that no one else can fuck you like he does, that if anyone ever touches you he wouldn’t hesitate to gut them.
the possessiveness in his voice making you clench around his cock as you feel yourself getting even more wet. him grazing the knife ever so slightly against your skin, saying “that’s it, baby, you’re taking me so good.” making you a whimpering mess as he fucking destroys you. “look at you. getting all wet. you love this shit, don’t you? such a pathetic slut.”
Jensen Ackles | SPN S6 Photoshoot
Stu Macher x Fem!Reader where they are dating but the readers parents hate him so one night are 2:33 am Stu knocks on the readers window and she opens it it tells him to leave but before she can get a word out Stu is kissing her and telling her how much he misses her and one thing lead to, and so Stu had to push the readers head into her pillow so she didn’t wake anyone.
Sorry if the store request does not make any sense i’ve been wanting to request something from you for a while and this idea kinda came to my brain as I was falling asleep at four in the morning so I am very sleep deprived lol anyways I love your story. I hope you have a great day
Surprise Baby
Genre: Fluff & Smut
Warnings: +18 content, clingy and soft Stu, dirty talk, degrading, cursing, dom!Stu, p in v (w/o protection), sad Stu at the end (reader comforts him)
Word Count: 1,8k
A/N: This was actually a very interesting request and Ik very well that our daydreams before we sleep are the best 🤭 I added something to the plot at the end, so I hope you still like it! Tysm, I'm so glad you like my writing! It always feels so gratifying whenever you guys tell me that <33
Right now you're lying on your bed crying, while hugging your favorite bunny plush that Stu gave you for Valentine's Day. You'd just had an argument with your parents, since they weren't the biggest fans and supporters of your relationship with your boyfriend Stu Macher. You didn't understand why they didn't like him and didn't even make an effort to, even though Stu always made you happy and made your life more colorful and enjoyable from the moment you met him. Of course Stu had his flaws like everyone else, since perfection is impossible to achieve and that was fine by you. But not for your parents. They said that Stu distracted you from school, that he "lived" for parties and didn't give you your "precious" time to concentrate on your studies, because he always took you on dates so that he could spend more time with you, even when you said you were busy.
No because I need more Eric Northman smut FUCK
Oh Really?
{Characters Catching You Reading Fanfiction About Other Characters}
You're lying in bed, browsing fanfiction on your phone. It's not something you normally do anymore- between dream Eric and real-life Eric, you're pretty much permanently overstimulated- but Eric's been away on business for a few weeks now, and his dream self stopped visiting you a couple of days ago.
As a result, you're now having trouble sleeping.
But you've got work tomorrow; you just want to come and sleep, like a business transaction. So you scroll through your favourite site until you find a particularly juicy reader-insert fanfic with... huh. Draco Malfoy. Something about it tickles your fancy, and you rub your clit in fast circles as you begin to read.
"Have it your way, then," he chuckles, leaning forward slightly, so that his warm breath fans over your face. "Here's what I have in mind. You're going to keep your mouth shut- not a word, not a sound- and I'm going to fuck you, like this-" he rolls his hips demonstratively, "- until you pass out."
You swallow thickly as Draco draws back, cocky smirk firmly in place.
"Oh, and if you want to continue, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, pull your robes up," he adds, settling himself against the pillows and folding his arms behind his head. "They'll just get in the way."
You glance over your shoulder at the door to the matron's room. Even if you were horny and impulsive enough to take him up on his offer, there's no way you won't get caught. But Draco's one step ahead of you. He pulls out his wand, and--
"'He pulls out his wand?' Is that a metaphor?"
Your heart leaps into your throat, and in your panic you practically throw your phone across the room.
Eric catches it easily, and the moment you realise it's him, your panic dissolves into a messy tangle of resentment and yearning.
Of all the timing...
But actually...
The blond vampire is standing by your bedside, drinking in your present state with undisguised amusement. His eyes rove over your flushed skin- what he can see of it, anyway- before returning to the device now in his hand.
"Warnings: underage sex, creampie, dom/sub..." He reads aloud, and you bury your face in your hands, mortified. "Is this what you're into, _ _ _ _ _ _ _?"
You shake your head, mumbling 'no' into your palms.
Suddenly, you feel cold fingers on your knees, spreading them apart, and peek between your fingers to see Eric bending over you. Holding your gaze, he slips two, thick fingers between your thighs and teases your wet slit, before holding them up to you, coated in your slick, cocking his head to the side as if to say, 'Oh really?'
You respond by hiding your face in your hands again.
"There's nothing to be ashamed of," he chuckles, and you peek at him again, catching him in the act of licking his fingers clean, sliding his two fingers into his mouth and sucking on them. Noticing your gaze, he flashes you a wink, and wipes his fingers only your bedsheet. "If this-" he shakes your phone, still in his hand, "-is how you intend to pleasure yourself tonight, be my guest."
There is a significant pause, but Eric doesn't return your phone to you, and he lets the silence drag on a few moments more before he drops his fangs and adds, "But I have a better idea."
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That 'better idea' turns out to be you bent over a table with Eric fucking you senseless from behind, reading the fic aloud to you all the while. You notice that he skips over the "boring bits" (basically anything non-explicit), that he knows to say your name in place of the dotted line without asking, and that he spanks you every time the "you" in the fic moans Draco's name- which, while intensely pleasurable, you think is pretty unfair, given that the real you is babbling Eric's name non-stop.
Suffice to say, you sleep very deeply that night- though you don't get much rest.

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CRIMSON PEAK (2015)
A tommy idea: he hires us to help take care of his kids when they’re home but he soon realizes that he likes us more and more seeing how maternal we are with them. He’s constantly checking us out, when we bend over he’s always accidentally bedons us, good girl girl and praising us for doing well taking care of them, and the idea of us carrying his next baby also turns him on so much
oh my goddddd!! this turned out pretty short cause I wrote it in my car on break from work 😭 but I just had to do this concept pronto
warnings: SMUT 18+ ONLY, slightly dubious consent (tommy is a little... pushy), age gap (not specified, everybody's grown), breeding kink
You were bouncing the little one on your hip when he came in; you gestured to the older child, already asleep, as a reminder to Thomas to speak softly so she wouldn't wake.
Love Will Take You There
Masterlist
Prologue: You grew up with a gift that anyone would envy: time travel. Some people would travel to the future to fix their mistakes, others would travel to the past to hold on to it, but that wasn't you. You loved reading biographies about tragedies in a family or situation to change their destinies, so when you read the story of the Shelby family one day you felt compassion for those people and decided to travel back in time to help them so that their story wouldn't end so horribly. What was a simple plan becomes complicated when you begin to fall in love with Thomas Shelby, changing the course of your decisions.
Warnings/Info: Mention of weapons, it's adapted to the series but I changed several things, Peaky Blinders: Season One and Two, SMUT | 18+ ONLY (MINORS DNI).
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Last Chapter
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Completed Series
Smash.

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— KEEP THE LIGHTS ON
SUMMARY : using ice to match the cold weather of December, contrasting the heat of the love and praise poured into Dean.
PAIRING : dean winchester x fem!reader
CHARACTERS : none
WARNINGS/TAGS : explicit(18+), fluff, oral sex (m. receiving), handjob, dean wearing panties, praise kink, cock worship, ice play
WORD COUNT : 2.6k
A/N : close your eyes song title. @spnkinkevents : #12daysofspnkinkmas2023 — ice play and cock worship. this was new and fun, heheh XXX
“Do they feel nice?” She asked, smiling down at him as he flushed and squirmed. He bit his lip and stared up at her through his lashes, his green eyes bright and wide, shimmering with lust. My God, he was so beautiful.
“Yes,” he answered bashfully.
“Calvin Klein, they’re so soft,” she grinned, leaning over him to kiss his nose. He scrunched it up cutely and gently lifted his hands to her hips. “And you thought I’d make fun of you,” she commented, shaking her head with a little smile.
We forgot about it
I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical
I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it
People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that