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dlvlotus

Do you guys realize that if Black Panther is highly successful at the Box Office, Hollywood would feel more compelled to have more Black Superhero movies to come?

I’m thinking of one in particular

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i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere

so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”

and she says “well i pretty much just had sex with a girl so”

AND THEN DOESN’T ANSWER ME FOR AN HOUR

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT AND THEN NOT EXPLAIN IT AT ALL

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update: she couldn’t answer me because was still banging the girl

fl33c3

I wish this wasn’t so glaringly fake cause it would be kinda funny if it were real but its not real so its not funny and I’m being redundant for the purpose of conveying shut the fuck up and don’t make up bullshit for notes

somekindofrebellion-deactivated

i just scrolled back three months into a conversation to prove you wrong lmao bye bitch get off my fucking post

thisishowik-roll

THE POST GOT BETTER

onceiwashere

tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life

me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask oscar wilde for fashion advice

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my advice: do not fuck with the spirit world, don’t take it lightly, you’re young and naive and completely unaware of how any of it works. This is one thing you don’t want to find out you were wrong about the hard way.

onceiwashere

well thats all very nice and weirdly condescending but i just spirit-skyped jane austen & she says you’re a fucking square

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clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

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#of course he wont he’s deaf

ladylokiinthetardis

THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME

the-barista-district

Imagine this:

Tony gets Clint’s attention, signs think fast at him, Clint is about to sign why and gets hit in the face anyway

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kateevangelistaauthor

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

gelidian

you clever fuckers

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my teacher used this today

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y 23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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When you get older and learn the family secrets and everything stars making sense

nicketnoir

This is real.

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yoooooo

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Birb Watching

#smol son #smol daughter

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malteg

@drumming-while-distracted kidneys?

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Goth

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Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

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lockezero

Reblog if you've played, owned or love the Disgaea series.

Reblog this you know you want to Dood

heathens-and-kings

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

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Jason Momoa posted this on Instagram I’m dead

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