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help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow.

paws you with my mindpaw

4. The price of memory has more than quadrupled in the past six months