hoe for otome

Well yes Jean, I can get why 🤣

bilingual players in a dating sim based on narrative, trying to decipher an adjective's meaning by context for the third time in a row:

lucifer: im gonna list a bunch of characters and you tell me if they ring a bell: sebastian michaelis, levi ackerman, daisuke kanbe, jumin han, byakuya togami, kyoya ootori,

mammon: be honest how many times did you listen to the grr voice line. you know exactly what im talking about dont lie

leviathan: this isnt your first otome game isnt it ? fucking yoosung stannie

satan: do you by any chance have an ongoing sexual or romantic fantasy of distracting him while hes reading

asmodeus: i would call you horny but you already know that and you're proud of it so you probably wont mind. anyway how does it feel like to hide your insecurities behind a veil of self-aggrandizing jokes

beelzebub: quick question how frequently do you use the words softie and cinnamon roll to describe him. also how many times did you call him underrated and say he needed more love

Satan:

He's basically your mom.

Will stay around you because you're clumsy.

Helps you remembering important stuff.

He'll give you the reassurance you need when you feel insecure.

Will force you into a regular eating and sleeping schedule.

If you ever skip, he'll feed you himself and make you sleep next to him.

He will never raise his voice at you.

And he'll try not to yell at his brothers around you.

He'll lend you books.

And read what you write.

He loves your voice.

Wants you to sing more around him.

Lucifer, from across the table: can you pass your classes?

Mammon:

Lucifer:

Mammon: