Whatever You Are

depression and being in the closet stole my teenage years from me so if you catch me doing some juvenile shit in my late twenties mine your own damn business

me talking to myself trying to justify spending $12 on dice that glow in the dark 

heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die

they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall

Boot up, Bitch!

MOOD! #2019goals

#BootUp2020

in case anyone thinks this means “toughen up” Those boot covers are tools. those spikes aren’t an inherent part of the boots your friends, your family, meds if you need them, therapy, healthy life changes when you can, these things are your boots get your boots on and climb those stairs at your own pace, aka: Boot Up, Bitches! We’re making 2020 the year we recover

Thank you for that last addition. I always disliked the flippant nature of this post, but that’s a really good take.

does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games

sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance

we are all poltergeists in meat suits

what a horrifying way to phrase this thank you