We're all gay in here

Masterlist:

Contrary to popular belief I'm not dead just yet

Thor’s husband watching in amusement and with a hand on his bulge as he tries keeping it together in public holding the remote to the vibrator rammed deep in his hairy cunt

Slade’s gamer bf routinely sitting on his cock to keep it warm while he plays, and for every level he beats, he gets another load deep in his hole

Waking up to Thor sheepishly jerking his cock on your face, balls slapping on your chin

Namor felching loads from your hole and smearing them all over his face

Might be kind of a strange ask, but how would Slade react to finding out his boyfriend has elasticity powers (like Mr. Fastastic)? Just finding out he can be as rough as physically possible without causing too much physical harm/pain?

I see your "Brushing Slade's body hair with a pet brush" and raise you:

Hot take

Agree Ryan is just not sexy