The Lord of the Rings

send  CALL  ME  for  the  first  time  my  muse  called  your  muse.

send  TEXT  ME  for  the  first  time  my  muse  texted  your  muse.

send  DATE  ME  for  the  first  time  my  muse  asked  your  muse  out  on  a  date.

send  KISS  ME  for  the  first  time  my  muse  kissed  your  muse.

send  WANT  ME  for  the  first  time  my  muse  wanted  to  have  sex  with  your  muse.

send  MISS  ME  for  the  first  time  my  muse  missed  your  muse.

send  NEED  ME  for  the  first  time  my  muse  needed  your  muse  with  them.

send  LOVE  ME  for  the  first  time  my  muse  said  “I  love  you”.

Vampires:

Balrogs:

Dragons:

Werewolves:

Orcs:

Voldemort:

Darth Vader: *inhale* *exhale*

Ungoliant: I wan–

(thffft rushed this and I only had some old markers on me).

When Noldorin smith Celebrimbor Curufinwion lets Maia Annatar Aulendil into the Gwaith-i-Mirdaín, he encounters a spirit who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Celebrimbor is startled to realize he wants this Maia and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds he is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Celebrimbor’s Fëanorian beauty, wit, and independent nature, Annatar admits he wants him, too—but on his own terms. 

Shocked yet thrilled by Annatar’s singular erotic tastes, Celebrimbor hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his closeness with Aulë, his magical abilities, his artful skills—Annatar is a maia tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Celebrimbor discovers Annatar’s secrets and explores his own dark desires.

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, the Fifty Shades Trilogy is a tale that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever.

“A commendable work, yet not unique or original. Three stars.” - Melkor

“He’s an adult and can make his own decisions. I take no responsibility for this.” - Curufin

“He should’ve slammed his door in the Maia’s face.” - Fëanor

“No comment.” - Celeborn

*smirks* - Námo Mandos

- Mairon, a roller derby team captain

- Melkor, an aggressive, hockey superstar

After a practice, Melkor and Gothmog leave the ice rink and get distracted by a crowd gathering for a roller derby game at the roller rink in the facility (owned by Eru, planned as a way for them to express their violent tendencies in an athletic outlet) and go check it out.

Melkor is starstruck by the girl (boy?) leading one of the teams when an opponent gets her ass kicked by that captain. This sport is awesome. He wants to stay and watch — and is thrilled when that captain is taken down in revenge yet gets back in the game with a broken wrist.

Melkor is in love. He shows up to each roller derby game over the coming weeks, and Mairon becomes aware of the man watching him.

Their relationship blossoms and heats. Mairon loves watching his hockey games just as much as Melkor loves watching roller derby. Melkor does, after all, enjoy destroying people on the rink.

After Melkor’s hockey team wins a championship they celebrate, and in a drunken haze...

They sign up as a figure skating duo.

When they realize what they’ve done, they agree it would be too embarrassing to try to get their registration canceled.

Mairon really wants to design his ice skating uniform. So he convinces Melkor to let them do it.

Concerning Sauron: “In all the deeds of Melkor the Morgoth upon Arda, in his vast works and in the deceits of his cunning, Sauron had a part, and was only less evil than his master in that for long he served another and not himself. But in after years he rose like a shadow of Morgoth and a ghost of his malice, and walked behind him on the same ruinous path down into the Void.” 

Sauron sketch by Phobs 

My friends and I were literally just talking about the reason we love watching Lord of the Rings is that it feels so safe.

My sister hadn’t seen it before and in the scene where Wormtongue is creeping on Eowyn she said she was so afraid it was going to turn into a rape scene before she realized that wouldn’t happen in Lord of the Rings.

We were discussing how wonderful it is to be able to enjoy a series that has a main message of friendship, love, and above all, hope,

All while knowing as we watch it that we won’t have to see these characters we love, especially the female characters, suffer at the hands of excessive and unnecessary violence, specifically sexual violence.

I am so afraid of what it means for this writer to have access to this storyworld.

I want to be hopeful that he will remain true to the innocence of hope and optimism that has always stayed true in Middle Earth, even in the face of great evil.

I want to believe that this will be a show kids could grow up on, the same as generations of kids have on the books and movies before it.