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And even if you have the point of a knife at your throat, give them a smirk.
@malphyra || Unprompted
LIPS PART INTO A WIDENENING GRIN UPON SIGHT OF THE ANGEL. He knew full well he’d not be greeted with kindness but how little Belial cared. After all, summer was the time for amusement & oh how he’d have that in spades provoking Lucifer’s creation. “Hoh? Don’t tell me you’re going to just sit there & pout over your coffee. You know, I might just pull you away & into the water if you keep up.”
(❖) - Bruh I am like 4 followers away from 200 . . . should I do something ?
[ well aren’t you a meddling creature ]
“No, nothing like that. I simply can’t help but be concerned. You provoking Sandalphon, and Tomoyo’s reappearance…”
LUCIFER’S WORDS ELICIT A SNORT FROM THE SERPENT. Concern? Certainly that was amusing coming from the normally aloof creature that was the Supreme Primarch. Though he supposed the other had merit to his woes, not that Belial would truly pay them any heed. What mirth soon turned sour as his smile held no light behind it. This vexing creature always stood in the way of his pleasures. “So you see fit to stop me? I could only imagine the thoughts running through that immaculate head of yours. Perhaps wrenching Cilius away & leaving me needy. Or are you going to rub me out yourself to keep your little pet from being in shambles.” DEMEANOR & TONE SHIFTED AS HE STARED THE OTHER DOWN. Glowering with an empty smile as he chose his next words wisely. To prick & bruise what semblance of an ego this nuisance had. “You know, I’m not being a bad boy. I wasn’t going to ruin Sandy, not yet. That’d be too boring. But if it really bothers you, you could punish me yourself. Cilius doesn't need to be troubled by all of YOUR attention.” He knew full well that Lucifer’s own reappearance would take his own creator’s attention. If it meant winding Sandalphon up to have Lucifer dote upon him he’d gain either way. Both from the angel’s distress & to keep the Supreme Primarch at bay. “You truly are a cruel creature, Supreme Primarch.”

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[ & a loyal dog I’ll always be ]
“ Dangle it scraps, and the hound comes yowling. “
HIS CREATOR’S RETORT BROUGHT A SMILE TO THE PRIMAL’S LIPS. & thus shortly after a contented hum. Such sharp words were a comfort even if his tongue would be laced with poison upon every syllable. This was the creation’s comfort, his home. “I’d do more than yowl for you. I am always at your feet & I’d crawl the muck & mire just to see you. My body is for your whims & my voice is yours to seize.” Words dripped with the adoration he held as they were met with a small chuckle. His carmine gaze flickered to the man’s visage as pulse raced. Daring to reach out to Lucilius’ raiments only to confirm his beloved was truly there. “It was lonely without you by my side.”
@kanaphs replied:
I am going to beat you to death
“OH, SUCH PRETTY LITTLE PROMISES COMING FROM YOU. I hope you could back it up. Maybe we could keep going until our legs give out.” Brows rose as a grin tore across the Primarch’s features. Overtures of hate that spat out from Lucifer’s makeshift creation only sought to entice the serpent further. Seemed that Sandalphon hardly learned with what creature he challenged but Belial would be a fool to squander such a delicious opportunity to push the angel to his very limits. Just how has this mock Primarch grown? “Don’t disappoint me Sandy. I don’t want to find out that you’re impotent.”
“BOTH Cilius AND Sandy are back? Seems it’s paid off being a good boy for Daddy. I got a real treat.”
Independent BELIAL from Granblue Fantasy penned by Fafnir.
(❖) - So I know I’ve been gone a while, but I am planning on coming back. Life has been absolutely nuts but I haven’t forgotten about yall. I miss you guys.

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[ Won’t you sing for me? ]
“WELL ARENT YOU PRECIOUS. Come on,deep underneath you know what I’m saying.” A semblance of a smile slowly crept across his features as his own carmine gaze settled upon the guitarist. The other’s own blank stare told much of is persona’s ignorance, but he sought more. Something more primal that lay beneath the young musician’s surface. After all, the primarch sought good company. “Though if you don’t want to play, I could always teach you. Take it nice & slow & ease you into it.”
[ Hmm I thought you liked sophistry ]
“Well if the egg came first. Does this mean I got laid?”
“So, if Angel’s Cradles are essentially eggs. Which came first, the angel or the egg?”
(❖) - Hey I’m alive. Life has just been a little busy recovering from covid & having work be a bit insane. I will be back on my bullshit soon.
beep beep how’s my portrayal ?

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My sins are too many and varied to mention, and frankly, I intend to continue sinning.
Phryne Fisher - King Memses’ Curse - Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 1x13 (via aleclikescake)
(❖) - All these headcanons on the dash. I’ve talked about it in private but I am a huge proponent for Genderfluid Primals & I stand by Genderfluid Belial.