ran before the storm

That is also a good idea! And maybe it will help also if I put on a really cute face, that way there are four of us being cute and then he will definitely not be able to be upset. 

Who would be able to resist?

Oh, yes he is! The very best one, really. You are right, there is no way he would be. They are too cute to be upset with! 

Exactly, and if he gets even a little bit upset, just push the kitten into his face and it will all go away...

I most certainly will, do not worry! Danny works at a pet shop so we have all the nice food for them, and more toys than they know what to do with I think. They are our little furry babies! 

I'm going to assume that Danny is your boyfriend, and if he is, well than it sounds like you've got it all covered. How could he possibly be upset about having another kitten around?

No, no, he loves them! It was just a very….how do you say, impulse decision? My brain was saying ‘Izzie, can you really take care of another kitten?’ and my heart was saying ‘look how cute!’ so naturally I ignored my brain and let my heart decide. 

Well then, Izzie, as a veterinarian in training, I think I can say that it was a good decision. Just feed it regularly and care for it, and I think you should be okay. Impulse decisions are often the best ones.

Well, this one makes three…I really do not know how to explain this when he gets home. 

Eh, sounds to me like you're still in the safety zone. Does he have something against kittens

I went out to pick up Danny’s present and some how came back with another kitten…I need help! 

There's never anything wrong with kittens, unless you've got like... more than four maybe.

Aw, I’m sorry. I’m sure your old man would be proud.

Yeah, I like to think he would be.

Your Dad’s fanbase? 

He was a well known writer. I wrote these books in honor of him.

I just wondered, ‘cos I imagine it’s a lot of pressure writing a trilogy. Especially if you’ve got fans and stuff.

The deadlines are the worst. It also didn't help that my dad's fanbase was waiting for me to finish writing...

Suppose.

The first book went pretty easy, with just a few struggles here and there. The second I had some serious writer's block. The third one was even worse, but I managed and I'm proud of them.

I like to think most people wouldn’t.

Eh, you have some strange people in the world...

Just double checking. We don’t know each other, innit? I don’t know what you will and won’t say.

Well I definitely don't go around offending people over the internet.

Are you sure?

Yes of course. Why would I ever say anything else?

Wait - me or the baby?

... The baby. Of course.

I feel disheartened.

The downside of an underdeveloped brain...

You mean my hilarious jokes won’t work on babies?

At the very least they wouldn't understand it...