Barbie Girl

I wasn't expecting you to carrying me all the way straight from here, you dingus. That would mean we'd leave our car here for some reason and that makes literally zero sense.

I would have came back for it. [Vince said, walking down the sidewalk]

Well now it's sounding like you do want to carry me all the way back to the cabin.

Oh, you're cute if you think you aren't also carrying me from the car back to the cabin, [Chi hummed easily before climbing onto Vince's back. Once he was on there steadily, he leaned down to grab the flower pot.] I can't balance as well as usual, so you better not drop me.

I am cute, but that's also different than carrying you all the way back to the cabin from here. And I'm not going to drop you.

I wasn't expecting you to carrying me all the way straight from here, you dingus. That would mean we'd leave our car here for some reason and that makes literally zero sense.

What? Feminine? Yes, you do.

Are you sure about that?

What? Of course I'm sure, Vince.

[Chi sputtered out a gentle laugh.] Carry me home, you dingus.

I don't know about home... definitely to the car though. [Vince said, bringing the flowers up to the table before standing up and turning around before Chi to get on his back]

Oh, you're cute if you think you aren't also carrying me from the car back to the cabin, [Chi hummed easily before climbing onto Vince's back. Once he was on there steadily, he leaned down to grab the flower pot.] I can't balance as well as usual, so you better not drop me.

[Chi actually pointed to his own face as he rolled his eyes to make sure Vince saw him do it.]

[Vince couldn't help but laugh and shrug]

[Chi sputtered out a gentle laugh.] Carry me home, you dingus.

Maybe by the time we're back she'll have finally gained a love for her more feminine side.

mmm... Maybe. [Vince said, shrugging again as he made his way to the airport]

What? Feminine? Yes, you do.

Oh no. What will that poor baby do without the ability to stare at a bunch of sweaty, athletic men's asses for hours on end?

[Vince shrugged, glancing over to him as he pulled out onto the street]

Maybe by the time we're back she'll have finally gained a love for her more feminine side.

And I know Minnie's gonna wake up all confused when she runs into my studio to come lay on my lap while I do my morning sewing and I'm not there, [Chi said with a pout.]

I'm sure Minnie will be okay with my mom there to give her lots of attention. She's not going to be alone. Princess, however, may suffer withdrawls from not having anyone to watch sports with.

Oh no. What will that poor baby do without the ability to stare at a bunch of sweaty, athletic men's asses for hours on end?

And how exactly are you gonna carry me back to the car if you're spending all your energy worrying? [Chi half-joked right back.]

OH, that's easy... on my back, of course. [Vince said, the grin coming back to his face]

[Chi actually pointed to his own face as he rolled his eyes to make sure Vince saw him do it.]

Kenny, I'm teasing, [Chi said with a light purr to his voice as he reached out and spidered his hand up Vince's arm.] Don't ruin my buzz by being all worried.

Worried is my natural state though. [Vince said, half joking]

And how exactly are you gonna carry me back to the car if you're spending all your energy worrying? [Chi half-joked right back.]

I hope so. [Chi sighed gently as he got in the car.] I already miss our girls.

I've actually been having a lot of good days lately. It's been really nice. [Vince smiled over at him as he got in the car] We're literally in our diveway still...

And I know Minnie's gonna wake up all confused when she runs into my studio to come lay on my lap while I do my morning sewing and I'm not there, [Chi said with a pout.]

And that's why it's different. [Chi was quick to point out.] You really are insufferable, you know.

[Vince chewed on the inside of his lip]

Kenny, I'm teasing, [Chi said with a light purr to his voice as he reached out and spidered his hand up Vince's arm.] Don't ruin my buzz by being all worried.

That's different and you know it, [Chi said with a roll of his eyes.]

But I mean... I did enjoy whatever it was that made me sick. Until it made me sick.

And that's why it's different. [Chi was quick to point out.] You really are insufferable, you know.

[Chi rolled his eyes.] You've never once thought food wasn't worth it.

There was that one time in college when I got food poisoning...

That's different and you know it, [Chi said with a roll of his eyes.]

[Chi rolled his eyes easily.] You decide to take me on one surprise trip to Europe and then suddenly you're convinced you can read my mind. Someone's feeling themselves today.

[Vince shrugged, opening the passenger door for Chi]

I hope so. [Chi sighed gently as he got in the car.] I already miss our girls.

[Chi chuckled and rolled his eyes.] I will neither confirm nor deny, [He teased as he followed his husband out.]

[Vince put their bags in the back, closing the trunk lid and looked at Chi]

[Chi rolled his eyes easily.] You decide to take me on one surprise trip to Europe and then suddenly you're convinced you can read my mind. Someone's feeling themselves today.