Moshi

Semiu

Talking stage: You, she thought you were pretty but had no intention of acting on it because she doubted you swung that way

Relationship: Her, you're a part of her daily routine so it made sense to ask you to be hers. She lovessssss to have you around even if you're just sitting next to her while she works.

First kiss: Her, she kissed you goodbye when she was going to the front desk. It was out of the blue but very welcomed.

First act of intimacy: You, you know what kind of magazines your girlfriend used to look at (she stopped when you came in the picture) so you decided that maybe you could play into it by wearing one of the sets you saw on her magazine. She loooveddd the small gesture.

Corvus

Talking stage: You thought that he was lonely so you seeked him out whenever he was out in the open.

Relationship: both of you?, you asked him but he didnt agree with starting a relationship with one of his employees but after you offered to give up being a cleaner he got out of his head and asked you out.

First kiss: Both of you, it happened during one of those late nights that neither of you could sleep so you sat in the kitchen together just having mindless conversations. One minute you're talking about how hard he is on himself then the next you're both melted onto each other for comfort.

First act of intimacy: Him, he felt terrible for rejecting you and made it his mission to worship the ground walk on. He never made you feel like a second thought ever again.

Jabber

Talking stage: Him, you were sent on a mission together and he got used to bothering you.

Relationship: Him, he has no shame whatsoever so he just asked one day and made a big deal about it to everyone else.

First kiss: You, you thought both of you were going to die during a mission so you did it incase you never saw him again but you lived and till this day he makes fun of you for it.

First act of intimacy: Him, he was high off his ass and really missed you fussing over him. He nearly killed you with his stamina but you're ok.

Tamsy

Talking stage: You, he didnt have much interest in speaking to you but after some time he opened up to you. He saw how persistent you were when it came to talking to him so he stayed.

Relationship: Him, someone made a comment about how you're always together and that it was kind of creepy so he decided to make it official without telling you. You found out by overhearing him call you his girlfriend to Delmon.

First kiss: You, he let you do his hair after a rough mission and you just couldn't help yourself to kiss his tired looking face. He found it endearing.

First act of intimacy: Him, he got upset about something and kept it pent up for the whole day until he got to you.. hes odly sadistic.

Riyo

Talking stage: Her, she made it a point to get to know you when she first saw you. She said somethings about liking your hair and how its texture would be fun to work with.

Relationship: You, it took you a couple weeks to get the courage to ask her but you did it during a slow lazy day at HQ and it turned out perfect.

First kiss: Both of you, you were leaving for a mission and you both leaned it at the same time. It was a really sweet moment and it shows that you're both on the same wavelength.

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I do apologize if I didnt do Tamsy justice, I only watched the anime so far but I've been spoiled enough to not like his bitchass🫩

(Authors note, you can skip this im just explaining why I disappeared, this includes medical and mental things

HIIII im back from the dead, so much shit happened, first the chair that I usually like to sit and write on broke so I stopped for a bit because of that, then I got told that Im moving states meaning that me and my boyfriend wouldn't be able to randomly hang out anymore and that I would have to leave my friends and my grandma who's a 2nd mother to me, that launched me into a depressive state and my anxiety was acting up THEN THE FUCKING ICING ON THE CAKE. I accidentally ate mold and got gastroenteritis, basically my intestines are infected and I can only eat bland foods like bananas, rice, chicken etc. This sucks because im a baker so I havent been able to taste test any of my goods causing me to not make anymore sweets (im not contagious). Thank God college ended because I've been to the urgent care twice and I've been dying for about 13 days.

BUT IM OK TRUST. Im still alive and kicking, ill get to finishing my drafts soon, anyways have a good day and PLEASE DONT EAT MOLD 👋😭

Enjin

Talking stage: You, he didn't know he wanted a relationship at the time of talking to each other

Relationship: Him, he overheard you being insecure about him possibly not wanting to date you so he put an stop to the stalling and asked you to be with him.

First kiss: Him, you almost died on a mission and he got upset at your recklessness. He kissed you to ground himself from thinking that he could've lost you.

First act of intimacy: You, you missed him after a long mission and immediately pounced on him when he got back home. It wasn't perfect. It was raw, messy and unfiltered. Just like his love for you. You fell first but he definitely fell harder.

Zanka

Talking stage: Both of you?, you got put in the same team so you naturally started seaking each other out due to your proximity and because you never judged him.

Relationship: You, He was in denial of his feelings for you and didn't confess to save himself from any embarrassment. He very happily accepted your feelings though and was excited that you liked him but shhhhh.

First kiss: Him, Riyo said that it was strange that he doesn't kiss his girlfriend, he got flustered and told her that it wasn't her business. It did hurt his ego so he kissed you to prove a point. Yes it was to prove a point but he's been wanting to do it and now had a reason to show off that he has a girlfriend who is NOT a staff.

Gris

Talking stage: Him, he saw you by yourself and decided to talk to you because he wants to know all of his coworkers. To him the cleaners are family so it makes sense for a family to know each other.

Relationship: You, you had a fat crush on him and made him a meal to declare your love for him. Originally he was going to ask you but you beat him to it.

First kiss: Him, he kissed you immediately when you showed him the meal you made him. This happened right after you asked him to be your man. Oh how much he loves that title. "My man" makes him hard just thinking about it.

First act of intimacy: Him, he wanted to make love to you because of how much he loves every part of you so he made the first move. Also because he hard you yelling at some random dude that was talking shit about the supporters something about hearing "Well I'll have you know my man is a supporter and 10x better than you'll ever be you bum!"

Follo

Talking stage: Him, Gris said that he should make more friends and pointed you out to him because of how nice you were to everyone around you.

Relationship: You, you thought he was really cute and sweet. You caught feelings because of how attentive he was. And he was just soooo cuteeee you just wanted to squish his little face.

First kiss: Him, he asked you for permission before actually doing it. Eversince then you pepper little kisses all over his face.

First act of intimacy: You, he didn't want to scare you off and think that he only wanted you for your body so he waited until the time was right or until you showed interest in it.

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber who's obsessed with you and everything you do to him physically and emotionally

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber who takes missions with you just to mess you with you and get on your nerves

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber who lacks any sense of boundaries and is glued to your hip every second of the day

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber who's irresponsible in alot of ways but not when it comes to you

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber who's smarter than he shows

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber that loves when you fuss over his injuries and mend him back to health

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber who loves you being bitchy and putting him in his place during sex

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber who comes back home to you fucked up on his poison with the pure intent just to fuck to ride the high off

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber who doesn't care who sees or hears you having sex because you're too pretty to be quiet

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber who never takes off his rings during sex so you can feel the contrast of the cold metal on your warm pussy

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber who cant stick to just one position so he rag dolls you around to find your sweet spot

(This was interesting to write, this one isn't my favorite tbh I feel like i did better witth my Bro hcs. I dont like jabber but the song inspired me to do him. If there's any spelling errors or feed back pls let me knowwww.

☆ Boyfriend!Jabber who fucks like a rabbit on crack because of how needy he is for you

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● He's the definition of a gentle giant. He looks really scary but he's the sweetest and the first guy to actually treat you right.

● His heart melts whenever he sees you helping out with the kids and being extra gentle with Dear. When you start treating Dear like your own son he looses composure, he starts thinking of marrying you all over again.

● He decided to ask you to marry him because he loved everything about you and because of how you accommodated for Dear and Guita even when he wasn't around.

● He's very romantic when it comes to you. He loves giving you princess treatment because duh you're the mother of his kids why wouldn't he want to spoil you.

● Your man is very touchy. He loves physical affection. Being with Bro is like having a big care bear on standby. His hugs are amazing and his kisses are to die for. It's something about feeling his beard that just gets you going.

● Bro LOVES to use any excuse he has to talk about his wife. Oh someone comes up to him at the bar "Excuse me I need to find my wife", he gets hit on "Thats actually my phat pussy wife over there" before walking away to give you a hug.

● He likes carrying you around on his back or in a princess carry.

● He loves being so tall because of the size different between you, it's something that turns him on but he wouldn't express that out loud.

● He had a fat crush on you when you first met. Gris teased him for a week about it until he got the courage to talk to you.

● He's willing to try anything in the bedroom as long as it doesn't hurt you. If he ends up hurting you he'll apologize for a week straight and try to make it up with acts of service like watching the kids or cooking so you can rest.

● He would NEVER fuck you like you're some fleshlight. He would cater to your needs first before he even thinks about his own pleasure.

● He's a D1 eater, he's eaten both the front and the back. He doesn't care if you have hair on your kitty or not. He's a grown man ass some hair isn't going to stop him.

● He ate a kiwi with the skin on it to prove that some hair wouldn't bother him. It was a disturbing sight.

● You were hospitalized and had to put him on a sex ban because he bruised your cervix really bad. He was mortified and even when the ban lifted he was still hesitant to go rough.

● 1000% has a breeding kink.

● Absolutely no degradation. He cant think of a reason to degrade his goddess of a wife. He thinks he's lucky you even looked in his direction. If you ask him to degrade you then he'll try but no ill words about you will be spoken in his presence.

● Everyone in HQ has accepted that you're a national treasure and that Bro is obsessed with you.

● He's immediately hard if he sees you wearing a silk cammie. The sight of you struggling to stay away in your little silk cammie with your tits spilling out the sides has him in a trance. Oh what did you say? Im sorry pookie he already made breakfast.

● For mother's day he ate your pussy and spent the day as a "relaxation" day for you. He didn't let you lift a finger all day.

● If you're pregnant he's somehow becomes more helpful. He stocks up on baby necessities, if you have too much breastmilk he'll make some non scented soaps to help with eczema or irritated skin that you or the baby may have.

● He's constantly giving you massages to help you through your pregnancy. If your milk ducts are clogged he'll try to massage the area or gently suck on your tities because he hates to see his pretty mama in pain.

As always pls let me know if theres any spelling errors and have a good day😭)

(This went all the way left, it was supposed to be fluff headcannons but my brain decided to cook straight up poison. Ive noticed that I really enjoy reading and replying to comments, I dont get many but when I do get some my brain does a backflip

● If you're stronger than him he turns into a blushy and snobby mess. He secretly tries to get stronger so that he can protect you even though he knows you dont need to be protected.

● You have matching shirts that someone gifted you as a gag-gift. Yours is "Im stupid" and his is "Im fucking stupid". He wanted to throw them out but you convinced him to use them as pajamas so you got to bed matching every night.

● If you're doing a self care day he let's you paint his nails because "Enjin paints his nails" but he just wants to be near you and mayyyybe because Enjin paints his nails too.

● He complains about being forced to train some "unmannered kid" because Enjin thinks he's the only one capable to do it. You came to the conclusion that the kid isn't that bad, your boyfriend just got a bad first impression of him. But thats the same kid that you see him always look out for.

● You're the Sun to his Moon but he would never tell you that unless you need to hear it.

● He secretly loves getting kisses but he won't admit that. He likes when you smother his face with kisses when he's done with a mission, its like a reward to him.

● For the longest he thought you were in a very long talking stage until he asked if this situationships was going anywhere. You were obviously confused because you've been dating for the past 2 months. It turns out that you asked him to be your boyfriend when he was in one of his moods so he answered your question without thinking. He's happy he was in a mood that day. He honestly thought you skipped the dating part.

● He's accepted that all of your stuffed animals are your children. He tried to question it at first but gave up when you made a comment about his lovely assistaff. He purposely kicks one of them off the bed at night simply because he can.

Enjin

He talks to the baby like its a grown adult because it's easier and it just feels right. He'd have the baby in its carrier while he plays cards with the guys "Ok bud time to settle down before your mom gets mad you're not in bed". He rocks the carrier with his foot while he's losing at blackjack "Give me a break cant you see Im being a father!" Causing Gris to belly laugh and Bro to join in "Not our faults you chose to bet 50 bucks with a shitty hand" he indeed lost $50 that night.

He wouldn't be the most careful father but he'd parent in his own way. He'd hold the baby at an arms length "So what do you wanna do today" "Awah!!" "You got it boss"

He for sure got yelled at but hey the baby had fun so it was worth it. ♡

He would make sure the baby has everything it needs like diapers or formula. He has an emergency diaper bag in his jeep because of the accident.... the accident being him accidentally bringing the baby to canvas town because he forgot they were in the car seat. He looked back and the baby gave him the gummiest smile ever "dada!" At the same time that his collar started chirping "Oh my fuck..."

Gris

He's there hyping up the baby for any small milestone. He's a very proud parent. "HONEY GET THE CAMERA SHE'S/HE'S STANDING"

Its safe to say he's one of the best fathers on the land. He's often seen walking around HQ with the baby in his arms and a little blankie in between them.

His proudest accomplishment is becoming a father to your happy baby, he loves his pride and joy so much (its obviously the baby). He was over the moon to have a baby so he makes it a point to show everyone by strapping it to his chest while having normal conversations with people "I dont think you should think too hard on kid it, its important that you did the best you could" "Bah!" Causing him to turn his attention away from Rudo to coo at the baby "Good job Pumpkin"

He's the type to coo and play with the baby the baby but he'll lock in and be serious when someone's telling him something important.

He parades the baby around so it can say hi everyone, he'll pass them around to different people but the baby's more attached to Follo out of everyone else.

He couldn't take baby back because it wanted to stay with Follo so it hid its face on his shoulder causing him to freeze up and Gris to pat his free shoulder with a smile "Its a baby not a bomb relax a little, you earned it"

Arkha

Corvus is a busy man but he will never be too busy for his baby. If you're doing something else he'll have the baby's playpen next to his desk so that he can see what they're doing and check up on them regularly. He'll look over his stack of papers to glance at the baby "What're you doing?" Then he'd put down a set of wood blocks so they dont get bored.

He read in a parenting book at a baby's temperature is really important and how to keep their temperature level throughout the day. He always has the baby with the right amount of layers, if its cold it needs two more layers than you have on and if it's hot then it needs two less.

This man researched EVERYTHING when he found out you were pregnant. He read parenting books, and baby proofed whatever he could.

Trust he makes sure that your baby keeps their socks on. If he sees them rip one off he'll pick them up and put it back on then continue his work. "Why do you keep taking these off? Its too cold for you to be doing this" The baby was pissed that it couldn't take its socks off even if it's for the best. "no!" He looked at their little mad face and gave them a baby snack "You look just like your mother".

He's naturally really warm so the baby loves to be all up on him. He doesn't do anything special he just hangs out with it and the baby loves it.

His favorite thing to do on his days off is nap or sleep in with the baby on his chest and his wife snuggled to his side ♡

(If there's any spelling errors pls let me know I wrote this out at 4 am and im half asleep.

Ever since Gris's lucky charm broke he's been looking for a new one. The requirements weren't too extreme, the item just needs to be something that belongs to you.

He cycled through different things you had like a hair clip, or a bracelet or something random you had lying around. He tried to find something constant to pray with but sadly all the things he tried to use are things you use on a daily basis :(

Most of the time it would go like this "Griss! Have you seen my bangles?! I need them today I'm going out with Semiu!" "Of course I have honey" then he'd take the bracelet out of his pocket "My love... why does my favorite bangle have blood on it.." ........ that earned you an awkward smile and a pat on the butt "it builds character."

Trust he ended up cleaning it because who told him to take it to begin with!? In reality you didn't mind him taking your stuff to pray over a mission with because it made you feel closer to him in a way you never thought you needed. The thought of your husband using your things to hopefully come back home to you brings a weird feeling of comfort to your chest that you cant explain.

You even started playing into it by leaving surprise items in his pockets for him to find. He enjoyed the little game until he pulled out a skimpy pair of panties infront of Follo... the poor boy was mortified and couldn't look you nor Gris in the eyes for a week...