A/n: so.. I made brownies um I somehow burnt the life out of them and some how they didn't get cooked all the way some how. I'm never gonna be a good house wife.
Paring: Gachiakuta x s/o reader (seperate)
Summery:This has Tamsy Caines, Zanka , August, Enjin, Gris, Arkha Corvus, Jabber Wonger, bonus Zodyl
Contains:fluff;sfw;spiking food (only in Jabber part);suggestive
Now you just wanted a late-night snack. You got up, lurking to the kitchen. And when you turned to enter the kitchen, you saw him...
Standing still and already looking at you.
“Well, look at you. You having fun?”
He pulled out a chair and sat down.
You got a baking sheet out and started getting all the supplies to make chocolate chip cookies.
Corvus just sat there watching and kept asking if you needed help. As the most independent person you are, you said,
“No.” you said In a cranky voice. It's 2 a.m. you just want to get food and get out.
You were making the dough balls and putting them on the baking sheet.
“You're putting them too close together, love. It's gonna be one big cookie.”
You didn't listen to him...
You stared at the baking sheet.
“It's all messed up. I can't even bake cookies.”
Tears pricked your eyes—not because you were sad, but from the overwhelming guilt that you had just wasted the supplies.
Corvus huffed to snap you out of your thoughts.
“It's just one big cookie, love. We can still eat it.”
He got up and walked over to you.
He broke off a chunk of the giant cookie and ate it
“It's still good. Don't get yourself down... and maybe listen to me more.”
He didn't say anything mean or snarky. He just gave you a helpful hint.
August was a picky eater.
And you were too. If the texture was funky? Nope. Not with a ten foot pole.
August was different, though. He really liked sweets and I mean very sweet. Like a butt ton of sugar. Maybe that's one of the reasons he's so loud as well.
He also liked comfort food, junk food, easy food, and greasy food, so... really not the healthiest diet.
You were making brownies for everyone at the base. It was all going good until you needed to add the ingredients.
It called for sugar. It wouldn't have been a problem, but you didn't want to get the measuring cups or anything, so eyeballing it would be fine, you thought.
You got to the sugar. It only called for a little, so you very carefully started pouring it in...
“HEY! WHATCHA COOKING, GOOD LOOKING?”
He scared you so badly that you accidentally poured the whole bag of sugar into the bowl.
“August! You just made me mess up. It's ruined now.”
You stared at the bowl that was now filled with sugar.
“Oh, my bad. It seems fine to me, sweetness,” he said as he swung an arm around your shoulders.
You couldn't be mad at him. He didn't mean to, and that dumb face was priceless.
You ended up finishing the brownies. You were going to make another batch anyway.
They looked off for sure.
You'd think even Rudo wouldn't like these...Well, never mind. He'd probably still eat everything.
But August thought they were the best thing ever. He was eating them so fast.
“Oh YEAH! This is the stuff!”
You couldn't help but smile.
“You're gonna get it TONIGHT, BABY!”
And just like that, he managed to ruin the cute moment you thought you were having with him.
You and Enjin were making a cake for fun. Nothing much, just doing normal couple things.
It was all going fine happy little chats, Enjin flicking flour at you. There were lots of giggles.
You finally got all the ingredients out, and you started making the cake.
Enjin wasn't really helping, mainly making teasing remarks and grabbing and poking at your hips.
Then you needed to go to the restroom, so you left for a bit.
That's when it all went downhill.
He thought he was being helpful by adding the baking powder since that was the next thing. He added it without thinking.
It said baking soda and not baking powder
He had just ruined the cake.
He quickly put the baking soda away, hiding the evidence.
You came back and continued baking the cake. You finally put it in the oven and waited
“So... theoretically, how upset would you be if... I don't know... the cake didn't turn out?”
He sounded suspicious. You knew something was off, but what?
“Um... I guess a bit. We did everything perfectly... why?”
He just looked around and didn't answer the question.
After a bit, you pulled the cake out.
It looked sad, to put it lightly
“Maybe we added the wrong thing.”
He didn't want to tell you that he had messed up your cake.
“I guess we can make another one tomorrow,” you said.
“I mean... you still have a pretty good cake to me.”
He said it while looking at your ass with absolutely no shame.
You were making cookies since you hadn't had them in a while.
Tamsy was leaning against the counter, watching your every single movement.
Watching you like a hawk.
It was all going fine besides Tamsy's sassy commentary.
“I think I could make them better.”
He can't do anything without making a rude comment towards you.
“Yeah, thanks for the comments,” you said as you put the cookies in the oven.
“You're welcome, dear. Always happy to help,” he said with a dumb, happy looking smile.
You turned around to get some plates out.
While your back was turned, Tamsy did something...
He turned the oven dial all the way to the hottest setting.
He felt like you weren't being as dependent on him as you should be. He truly believed you needed to follow him and do what he said, even if it was something small.
And he thought he needed to punish you for not listening to him.
You sat down, and he sat beside you.
“You know... you should listen to me more. It suits you,” he said in a condescending voice.
“What? I literally listen to you all the time.”
And why do you like him so much?
A few minutes went by before you started to smell something burning.
They were burnt to a crisp.
“Maybe if you would've listened to me, it wouldn't have happened,” he said with that dumb smirk.
“Did you do this, Tamsy?” you asked as you picked up one of the burnt cookies
“Maybe... maybe not. Who knows?”
Does this get him off or something?
Whatever it was, Tamsy ended up making another batch by himself because he couldn't stand the grumpy little look on your face.
Though he didn't feel guilty about it at all.
You and Gris were making banana bread. He thought it was a good bonding activity. You were having fun with him, just making food together.
Everything was going surprisingly well.
No burnt ingredients, no arguments, no one got distracted.
You mixed everything together, poured it into the pan, and put it in the oven.
Finally, you pulled it out.
It looked wrong...to put the least. Never mind very wrong..
“I don't think banana bread is supposed to do that.”
Gris stared at it, then at you.
Then back at the banana bread
“Did we forget something?”
You both immediately started looking through the recipe.
A few moments later, Gris groaned.
“I think forgot the baking powder.”
“Well,” Gris said, cutting off a piece.
Then immediately regretted it.
“It's like eating a banana brick.”
“You shouldn't eat it” you giggle out
“Good bonding activity, huh?” he said
Now, cooking for him or even around him was absolute hell.
There were so many things he would do, and they were all annoying.
So annoying, in fact, that it was either go out to eat or make sure Jabber was busy somewhere else.
The first thing he does is cling to you, weighing you down.
Second, he's constantly bugging you.
“Hey... hey... heyyy... why are you making food when you're already a snack?”
“Is it done yet? Hey, I'm hungry. Heyyy... my stomach needs food.”
But the worst one is that he always tries to put some type of poison in it.
Of course, since he loves you, he won't put anything in that can actually harm you.
Just something that will relax you and make you feel good.
Though it has only happened twice that he's actually managed to get it in.
At the moment, you were making noodles while fighting off Jabber at the same time.
“Come on, just let it slide this time. Nothing can happen,” he said as you held out your arm to push him away.
You reached over and put your hand on the pot lid.
Making sure he couldn't get anything in.
After a bit, he left...Or so you thought.
As soon as you turned around to grab some bowls, Jabber moved into the next phase of his plan.
He dropped just a little bit of poison into the noodles.
You noticed it immediately.
You grabbed his hair and pulled him away from your now-tainted noodles.
Luckily for you, you were able to scoop most of it out since it was colored.
But the noodles still tasted weird.
And your head only got a little fuzzy afterward.
Zanka, for starters, doesn't like cooking. It's not because he doesn't know how he actually does. He just thinks it's beneath him, and he's far too prideful to admit otherwise.
You were making grilled cheese. Everything was going perfectly... except for the pair of intense eyes practically burning holes into the back of your head.
He watched you like a hawk, making little sassy yet somehow cute comments every few minutes.
"Are you sure that's the right heat?"
"Hurry up.. I wanna eat with you."
Trying to speed things up because of his constant comments, you accidentally brushed your hand against the hot pan.
"Oh, frick... that hurt."
You grabbed the spot you burned, your soul leaving your body for a solid three seconds before returning.
Zanka stood there with his mouth slightly open, staring at your hand in disbelief.
He immediately walked over, one hand gently resting on your lower back while the other carefully took your hand to inspect the burn.
"I'll finish it.. Go run it under cold water, then meet me in the lounge."
You blinked at him like he'd just said the craziest thing imaginable.
Zanka dragged a hand down his face with an exasperated sigh.
It was all fine and dandy. Your grilled cheese sandwich was perfect. Everything was perfect. You walked over to Zodyl to offer him a bite. But he was already eating...He was eating a bug. What's wrong with this guy?Your appetite disappeared so fast....You were just going to eat later.