um um smeagles tonight plz

day 786

mcr social media intern: alright so they popped off with the hot hot chicken lore. just absolutely ran with it

gw: hahaha yes i thought they would

mcrsmi: they immediately started saying hot hot chicken is staffed with mev clones

gw: what's mev again?

mcrsmi: most exalted vocalist. the chicken is also actually mev meat

gw: oh my how fun

mcrsmi: so people are coming up with anecdotes that the mev staff is often emotionally unstable

gw: i suppose that tracks

mcrsmi: some have latched on to the idea that mev clones jerk off onto their fries and call it ranch dressing

gw: *wide-eyed pause*

mcrsmi: do you fw with that

gw: do I what?

mcrsmi: do you fuck with that. do you like it

gw: oh I fuck about it immensely, yes

mcrsmi: im not a fan but only because im allergic to cum.

gw: *silence*

mcrsmi: oh so you're ok with your clones making their own brand of ranch dressing with a terrible taste but not with me oversharing?

gw: no I just got distracted thinking about other... bodily fluids

mcrsmi: oh vomit?

gw: you know about that huh

mcrsmi: not only you tweeted about it 15 years ago-

gw: *sighs* of course people remember that

mcrsmi: yeah the screenshots get passed around frequently. but also. does the name xboyherox ring a bell

gw: *squinting suspiciously* yes?

mcrsmi: someone found your and mikey's whole posting history from about 1998

gw: *eyes glazing over*

mcrsmi: ma'am?

gw: all of it?

mcrsmi: all of it.

gw: *deranged smile* EXCELLENT

mcrsmi: huh

gw: *writing furiously on notepad* ok see you next week *runs off*

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