31 M Feedee

And it's...so much better than you thought

so good you can't actually...stop

Until, months later your both practically glued to the couch 24/7 watching endless porn, takeout containers on the floor, bodies spilling out of your clothes, barely aware of each other as you hammer your pleasure buttons, drowning in dopamine.

Too dumb to remember why you should stop

I have a feeder on standby

This is so hot 🥵 be careful, if you keep this up, you're gonna get unrecognizably fat. Let’s do a little math:

190 calories per glazed Krispy Kreme donut

Total of 6 donuts smashed into 1

6 x 190 =1,140 calories

Which means an entire days calories consumed within 5 minutes.

I just realized I consumed 7100 calories in DONUTS ALONE in my weekend stuffing.

I rarely look at calorie counts before I indulge (I’ll do the math later). I’m realizing that I’ve eaten tens of thousands of calories in donuts alone in the last few months… which leads me to my next goal:

Consume over 100,000 calories just in donuts this year. 😈🍩

Let’s see how quickly I can reach my goal… and then surpass it.

Buy me donuts? $secretsnackstash

Seeing a before and after of a completely ballooned face is truly mesmerizing.

Puffy cheeks = more space for kisses 😙

Make me tell you I’m sorry when I break my first chair. Tell me I should be ashamed for how much I let my gluttony affect you. For how much food you “have to” cook for me every meal.

Tell me I need to ask forgiveness for every pair of jeans my belly starts to spill over, for every T-shirt that my growing mass turns into a crop top.

This little piggy went to the market!