makeitamelody

my life is a little too much panic and not enough disco

my life is a little too much fall and not enough boy

my life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance

My life is too much imagination and not nearly enough FUCKING DRAGONS

i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”

And when you’re watching it for a second time, you yell at the screen, telling them not to say or do the embarrassing thing

Oh my god?

straight guys be like “I want a girl with bangin DD’s, a tiny waist, flat belly, a nicki minaj ass, no cellulite, wears makeup but not too much and has long silky perfect hair” but straight girls say “idk I prefer tall guys but I’m open to anyone I’m attracted to” and we’re the shallow ones

For anyone who gets whacked by the audio post deletion (or anything else)

No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail

HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME

Say what you want about the Evil League of Evil; they still throw the best parties.

if you think tumblr is bad about memes now you must not have been around for the summer of 2012 “night blogging”

a short summary of my favorite show