#1 Gamzee stan

Bro, We Are Homestucks . Its Ok To Warn Me About Stairs . Im Ur Moirail . I Love You … Bro, We Are Painting Eachothers Skin Grey  Now . . No Dont Stop Honking Bro .. Bro … 

Being Homestuck in 2018 is just as valid as being Homestuck in 2012

Why in the name of hell all Makara are SO DAMN HOT???

kurloz writes a song but its just 3 minutes of silence and sometimes hand slapping sounds

Kankri: Who broke the coffee pot? I’m not mad, I just want to know. Latula: I did. I broke it. Kankri: No. No you didn’t. Cronus? Cronus: Don’t look at me, look at Mituna. Mituna: What?! I didn’t break it! Cronus: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken? Mituna: Because it’s– sitting right in front of us– and it’s broken! Cronus: Suspicious. Mituna: No it’s not!!!!! Aranea: If it matters, probably not… Damara was the last one to use it. Damara: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap! Aranea: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Damara: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Serket! Latula: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, kankz. Kankri: No! Who broke it!? Meenah: Kankri, Kurloz’s been awfully quiet this whole time. Kurloz:  …………………/´¯/) ………………./…./ …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸ ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\ ……..(’(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’) ……….…………….’…../ ……….“….……… _.·´ ………….………….( ………………………… (Yelling) (Camera pans to Kankri) Kankri: I broke it. But can you imagine the blow to my reputation?

stop trying to fuck clowns. nobody wants to fuck a clown. all of you are just cowards who think peniswizzle is hot. get you act together and quit kidding yourself we all know you just haven’t gotten over the raw lust Gamzee Makara made you feel in 2012