Mak

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

I like checking my mutuals blogs after I wake up. It's like my version of reading the paper, the very horny, slutty, often deranged version of the paper.

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

girl i'm bored let's drive off a bridge

Having someone to flirt w is important for your mental health

having a tumblr crush feels like brain damage but it’s cute

Nick carraway has cold hands. Send post

“I’m gay” “I’m straight” Ok? I left my home in Minnesota? To escape a kind of restlessness? I couldn’t shake after the war?

do u guys think he says old sport in bed

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

embarrassing that Ppl can see my posts when I post them #StopPerceiving