tumblr's no. 1 brysko enjoyer

hamlet’s “i did love you once” and ophelia’s “indeed, my lord, you did make me believe so” is such an underrated gut punch. it’s betrayal it’s heartbreak it’s vulnerability it’s so over. truly no one is doing it like shakespeare

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

invented the joke too. imbetter than eveybody

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

my fav genre of fanfic is "ship i have not ever considered but the author is insane abt it in a way that intrigues me immensely"